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Roderick Usher 05-09-2008 11:48 AM

I had a good toe-sucking the other day

mmmmmmmm

good times

Rayne 05-09-2008 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 694942)
yup all mine, thanks Rayne

and Urge, glad to be of service:D

There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D

Roderick Usher 05-09-2008 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 694947)
There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D

I'm with you. Male, female... all the parts are pretty awesome, inside and out. I simply love human flesh.

especially baby, it's delicious

urgeok2 05-09-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 694947)
There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (


seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..







(hats look terrible on me)

Rayne 05-09-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 694948)
I simply love human flesh.

Gotta agree with that...There isn't one single piece (not even a tiny speck) of the male body that hasn't been in my mouth or on my tongue, I've even licked an eyeball :D...And I promise I won't say any more than that :o

Rayne 05-09-2008 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 694949)
seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..

(hats look terrible on me)

Well, I think it would be better without the diaper anyway (I'm afraid it would take too long to get past the 'silly' in order to get to the 'sexy' :))...How about nothing but a hat?...That would work for me :D

Posher778 05-09-2008 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 694829)

I wear em. :mad:

Feels nice and comfy in summertime. :)


Agreed. Sandals are awesome. Everyone who disagrees is self conscious about their feet :D

urgeok2 05-09-2008 12:07 PM

Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me on me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
call me fantastic, touch me on me back she say
I'm Mr.ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

I'm Boombastic say me fantastic touch me on my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
call me fantastic she touch me on my back she says Mr. boom
boom
boom
Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
call me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't fell like driving baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well baby love you a the peas

CHORUS

Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal give it like you should
Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal you remember the woo
Would like to kiss and carress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm Boombastic rated as the best
The best you should get nothing more nothing less
Give me your digits jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm

CHORUS

Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start
With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark
A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk
Naw go laba laba laba and a chat pure phart
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm

CHORUS

Doc Faustus 05-09-2008 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 694949)
seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..







(hats look terrible on me)

Diaper and cap are so passé. Thongs and World War One army helmets are what they're wearing in Milan.

Posher778 05-09-2008 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 694861)
me too ..

cool people wear them :D



in all seriousness .. good luck fitting me into a stereotype :)

You're the stereotype of the late 40's man who collects everything... There's actually a lot of those. Congrats.


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