hey ! i dont wear glasses !



the rest is dead on though

Ha :D

The pic needed a Burt Bacharach soundclip to go along with it too.

Why do birds suddenly apear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

On the day that you were born
And the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

On the day that you were born
And the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
In your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

ok - you can stand close if you want to

Don't think he'd want to the smell of monkey feces would ruin his game.

Murderdoll Is Smitten
It Would Appear To Be This Way
Justin Timberlake Is The One
Even Though He Is Quite Gay

She Would Wrap Her Arms Around Him
And Cover Him With Kisses
He's Rather Be Watching Oprah
Or Sewing Or Doing Dishes

If Its A Real Man She Seeks
One Who's Strong And Brave And True
She Need To Look No Further
He's Right In Front Of You

Sure He Speaks Kind Of Funny
And His Garb Is Old And Tattered
But He'll Step Up To The Plate
And Hit A Homer Where It Mattered

Yes I Speak Of Intimate Ways
He's The One You Want To Shag
He Ain't No Momma's Boy
He Sure As Hell Ain't No Fag

My Words May Offend Some
And For This I Apologize
But Remember In The Bedroom
What Matters Is The Size

So All You Tiny Boys Better Recognize
That Marley Is In The House
He's Got More Moves Than Exlax
And Composes Bettter Than Johann Strauss