Used to Be Cheeba
Now I am phalanx instead.
Need to scratch my balls.

Hostel

Tie him to the chair
Slit the Achilles tendon
And then watch him crawl...

Marley, your haikus are fantastic. :)

What about you, V?

...

What I most remember about the original Saw...

Gritty direction
Cary Elwes bad accent
Sawing off his foot

Just to keep the thread from disappearing...

Head spinning around
Christ’s power compels you
Projectile vomit

Good exorcist reference...


Tonguing my canines
relishing the taste of blood
snug in my coffin.

A second face smiles
Under your illgotten mask
Some just have a skull.

When the new kings come
There will be no need for "I"
One hungry self spits bones.

one two three four five
one two three four five six se
ven one two three four.


At the midnight hour
from her cold sleep she awakes
Two feast on my blood

I swear I thought the second line was going to break the rules and just say "she cried more, more, more".