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Dante'sInferno 08-24-2007 07:55 AM
One ring to rule them all,one ring to find them.One ring to bring them all!AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM!

bloodrayne 08-24-2007 08:20 AM
Well...That certainly explains it...




Quote:
Originally Posted by newb (Post 622404)
Many moons ago he was known as "Sam The Egg"........until the great BANNING WARS of 2005
Every time I see this...I hear the voice, and get the image...

"A THOUSAND years ago...." *Voluminous smoke rolls in*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...neticGhost.jpg

And I bet you don't even watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force...:D

jenna26 08-24-2007 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 622669)

2) Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Zwoti can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

LOL.....:p Funny stuff.....I like my first one......:)

bloodrayne 08-24-2007 08:45 AM
I feel kinda bad about MassMan's friend, Dudeman

He's been around a bit lately, and I forgot...no one reminded me either...

So...I had a leftover one that I'll give him (and yes, it's lame :p)



Dudeman is so fast that he ran all the way around the world and smacked himself in the head...from behind.

XtRaVa 08-24-2007 09:38 AM
Dudeman is SO fast, that when God said let there be light, he had already managed to hide his animal porn magazine, screw the lid back on the vaseline and put it into his bed side draw, pull his boxers back up and jump into bed to pretend to be asleep.

ManchestrMorgue 08-24-2007 03:12 PM
I love it. Funniest thread in a long while.

Excellent idea.:D :D :D

Freak 08-24-2007 08:10 PM
Those where great Rayne.I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.I have read my first one about a thousand times.

massacre man 08-24-2007 08:51 PM
Haha, I got #69! :D

Dude Guadalupe 08-24-2007 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 622669)

14) If you rearrange the letters in Dude Guadalupe...He'll fucking break you.




Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 622670)

63) There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Dude Guadalupe is going to walk.
Yeah.......

The_Return 08-24-2007 09:17 PM
Awesome list Rayne! Hahahaha...my first one was great :D

Still, I feel the need to comment on omething MM said way back on the first page....

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Originally Posted by massacre man (Post 622409)
I was there, and survived, I'm a veteran.
I was there, got banned twice and am still here - that makes me a zombie, bitch.


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