They can't cause chaos if they're sadated! :D :D

plus, a little chaos is fun sometimes!

Picked a Gremlin. A real gremlin, not those smilely furry smarmy little bastards that sing. I want one of those real motherfuckers....maybe it could fix the coffee pot or tell someone how to make good coffee....

Sorry

I've always had a thing for the green ones. I'd want to have some of that smarts syrum like in the terrible 2nd movie. That way, we could have in depth conversations about animal and para-animal rights.

I would have loved to have been clever enough to think of the creature in my cellar being a dragon ;) but again, it's this shitty coffee.

Also, considering that I live in the cellar, I guess I am the creature in the cellar that whines, "Mommy," (Usually, "Mommy, why does the coffee suck?"...sorry...again...coffee problems).

i voted for Gremlins, i'd love a pet i could make multiple by simply adding water!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by HappyCamper
i voted for Gremlins, i'd love a pet i could make multiple by simply adding water!! [/QUOTE


chaos is good somtimes very true. i think i would b happy w/ just one lil gizmo. the others just weren't as cute as gizmo. he was cute in the rambo outfit:D

i must say i like gremlins but look at the other pets cujo the monster u already have in your basement whatever it is but gremlins better than them no-way srry...

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How come no one wanted Ash's hand! I think it would be fun to have a living hand as a pet!

I was thinking about Ash's hand at first but then took a few things into consideration:
1. It can flip you off, or others which could make for a real bad day
2. It can make prank calls to 911 and keep hanging up
3. I dont think it sleeps, if it doesnt sleep I dont trust it
4. The whole choking thing is a bit worrisome
5. It can and most likely WILL let in intruders... *not a very good guard*
6. It would most likely be the one to feed and water the gremlins
7. It would most likely be the one to toss a cup of blood on ya as a swarm of vampire bats fly by.
8. It would most likely be the one to tie a pork chop around your neck KNOWING that Cujo is waiting outside.
9. It would most likely be the one to help the Troll steal the breath from little kids and most assuradly be the first one to point at ME when questions were being asked.
10. It would most likely be the one to call animal control and get my lil baby werewolf quarantined or something.
11. And it would most likely befriend the monster in the cellar, becoming the surrogate "mommy" and turning it against me, by bringing it treats and petting it regularly while Im at work.

Very clever

i like that!!! gremlens rock!!!!!! i would have chosen the one with "the thing in the basement that calls you mommy but im 16 and dont have ne kids nor do i plan on it (for a while) but if something were to call me mommy "he" would be in my closet!! lol :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :) :eek: :confused:

i picked ash's severed hand. but i would keep it in a tank with a branch and a leaf:)