Insp. Jacques Clouseau, as played by Peter Sellers (Steve Martin should be beaten to a bloody pulp)

I wouldn't go that far...but he's NO Jacques Clouseau, thats fer sure.


Sonny Corleone
The Dude [Labowski]
John Doe [Se7en]

Have you seen his version?

Im not usually the type to wish violence on actors I dont like, but that hack job was more than worthy of a good beating.

I did...reluctantly...I thought it was going to suck...it did.


maybe you are right.......perhaps a beating is in order.

Now they are working on another one.

I think we should organize a protest

Maybe not a beating, but I'm a firm believer that most people could really use a good slap.

That's it, I'm starting a cult - Church of the Slap. Who needs confession of to be born again or even contact with Thetans when you can walk into a place to give and recieve 1 solid slap in the face whenever you need it?

Who's with me?

Come on...drink the Kool Aid...it's deeeelicious

I'd settle for that.

I say we all raid Steve Martin's house and give him a nice big ol' slap.

Hmmmm, let's go with some comedy. Randall from Clerks. Reading off that list of porn before ordering the kid's movie... priceless.

Steve Stifler.....American Pie,AP2,AW (to this day I cannot stop laughing when I think of some of those scenes, especially the dog shit scene)
Forrest Gump
and of course Ash which is also one of my son's names.

Randall is hilarious in Clerks and Clerks II!

Of course my favorite movie character is Otis (big surprise, eh?).

A really different character that I just loved was Felicity Huffman's character, Bree, in Transamerica. He/she is just so terminally polite, it cracked me up.

And I love Peter O'Toole in any character he does. He has such a deliteful way of saying things, even if he's being rude. Did anyone see him in High Spirits? It's a comedy/horror, I thought it was a fun movie.