Do these pants make my butt look fat?

What do you mean that I can't talk throughout the whole movie? (a Jason and Michael question, obviously)

Why should I kill these people?

I think Jon Bon Jovi is really underrated as a musician

Hmmm....maybe I should stop eating these rednecks and switch to hippies...too much cholesterol.....oh hell, just one more.

I'm gonna stay dead this time oaky? I mean it, really. It's getting old already.

Yo yo homedogs. Waz up in da hizouse? We all keepin' it real? That's what I'm talkin' 'bout beyatch!

"has anyone seen my killer weiner dog, Muffy?"

ooops, I just tinkled

can i borrow your machete

Im sorry, do you have that in an extra small?

I've changed my mind about killing you. Wanna get some beer?