But what's worse is bad grammar.
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When you come into my restaurant and order food from me, please do not wait until I tell you your total to pull out your wallet/purse and then take your time sorting through your wadded up dollar bills. You WILL have to pay eventually, and you should know that walking in the door. Get your goddamn wallet out as soon as you're done ordering.


Also, do not call and ask me what our carry-out specials are. You tell me what you want. If it's a special, I'll let you know. No one has ever ordered a special after I've read them the entire list.


Damnit.

You spelled grammar wrong and forgot a period.

Wow, people that are more anal than me! :)

But as long as I'm here, I hate it when people say 'axed' instead of 'asked'. I usually see them on those stupid court TV shows that I get sucked into and watch (hey, no one's perfect). But that just makes them sound uneducated and dumb, which is not going to be good for their side of the story.

When people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

People who type "Your stupid" and the like. Goddamnit. Do I own the stupid?

I don't mind typos though. I've used the wrong version of there and your before as a typo. But I usually catch it and go back and correct it, but sometimes I just don't care and leave it.

Oh, yah, and then there's the people that put on WAY too much perfume, cologne, aftershave, whatever. Geez, nice smell, do you have to fucking marinate yourself in it?

People who can't say words correctly annoy me. Like dunkey for donkey, wurter for water, and potater or badata for potato.

People who don't use their blinker when they turn......then take their sweet fucking time about it........fuckers....people who stroll across the street......taking their sweet time about it.......I WANNA STEP ON THE PEDDLE AND RUN THEIR ASSES OVER.......fuckers.......now ya got me all pissed off....and I'm on vacation.....fuck it....I'm gonna have a hamburg.....with pickles...a bit of mustard and ketchup.

You won't wanna drive in my town then :)

I think I'll start walking more its probably safer!