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PR3SSUR3 06-22-2006 05:17 AM

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devoted specifically to Asian chicks
Nothing against Asian women or men, but when some of you get it together does your hardcore porn have to be so unsexy?

I've witnessed several Japanese hardcore films, and the women seem to look like they're either in pain or simply do not know how to portray a lady enjoying the cock.

Or maybe they just don't enjoy Japanese wieners, who knows?

:p

Miss Olivia 06-22-2006 08:30 AM

You know, I think it's just the way they do it....but I know what you mean.....they take sex pretty seriously and there's not a lot of acting going on in asian porn, unlike american porn where half the time the girl trying to look sexy while getting pounded and making those goofy noises makes me snicker....but then again I laugh at very odd things sometimes.

newb 06-22-2006 08:31 AM

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The STE 06-22-2006 08:44 AM

aww, Newb mailed me a fluffer

newb 06-22-2006 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by The STE
aww, Newb mailed me a fluffer
Would you rather have a Fluffernutter?

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The Flayed One 06-22-2006 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Would you rather have a Fluffernutter?

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BANNED! :eek:

The STE 06-22-2006 09:18 AM

no, I'd much rather have the fluffer

PR3SSUR3 06-22-2006 11:41 AM

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You know, I think it's just the way they do it....but I know what you mean.....they take sex pretty seriously and there's not a lot of acting going on in asian porn, unlike american porn where half the time the girl trying to look sexy while getting pounded and making those goofy noises makes me snicker....but then again I laugh at very odd things sometimes

Ha yes, they do just tend to hump - and the male expressions are often hilarious.

You're right about American porn - sometimes that is annoying for being quite the opposite: "Yeah give it to me baby, give me that cock, give me all that cock, yeah that's it baby..." - "You like like that? You like that in there?" - "Oh yeah baby woo come on! Now slap those titties...!". Snore.

European gear is by far the best: "Ich kliesen fistich penetrat mein arsenholen? Mein gott! Ja! Ist maximus perven sasquatch! Ja?..."


Ja!

:D

Miss Olivia 06-22-2006 12:49 PM

LMAO is the word "sasquatch" really mean anything in German?

PR3SSUR3 06-22-2006 01:06 PM

I think it's actually a term for 'Bigfoot', but you know what those dirty German bastards are like ;)

Legal disclaimer: Germans are not actually 'dirty'.

Legal disclaimer II: Or bastards.

:eek:


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