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Killer Clown#1 12-15-2003 04:20 AM
http://www.warnerreprise.com/triumph/TRIUMPH72.jpg :D

hash23 12-15-2003 09:12 AM
hey a chick with a nice pussy
 
hope you guys like it... its a chick with a nice pussy hahahahahaah get it...:D

Aasiyan 12-15-2003 10:32 AM
Awwwww...... That's such a cute pic. :)

SuperUnleaded 12-15-2003 11:40 AM
HAHAH, pretty funny stuff. ALot of those Id never heard before... Heres one:

An old bag lady is riding up the elevator of an expensive hotel. The elevator stops and this beautifull, young, nice smellling woman gets in. The young woman wafts her perfume around, "Oh thats Estee Lauder... $50 an ounce." So they go up a few more floors and this other woman gets in. She starts wafting her perfume, "Oh... its Georgio, $95 an ounce." So the elevator keeps going up, and finally it stops at the bag ladys floor. She starts to get out, bends over a little bit, rips a giant fart and says: "Brocolli 49 cents a pound." :D

SuperUnleaded 12-15-2003 11:52 AM
What go you get when you cross Lee Ioccoca with a vampire?






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An Autoexec. bat

AUSTIN316426808 12-15-2003 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Lady
This one's my fave:D


A man who has just gotten out of court,after a nasty debate with his EX wife...Suddenly trips and falls flat on his face, when he looks to see what he tripped on, he sees a shiny lamp...when he picks it up a genie pops out, and says..." I AM THE GENIE OF THIS SACRED LAMP, I WILL GRANT YOU 3 WISHES, But, THERE IS A CATCH....WHAT EVER YOU WISH FOR YOUR EX WIFE GETS DOUBLE" The man says right away" I want a tricked out red camaro"..... "GRANTED, NOW YOU HAVE A RED CAMARO AND YOUR EX HAS TWO OF THEM" "hmmm second wish...ooh i've always wanted a giant mansion! "..... "GRANTED, NOW YOU HAVE A GIANT MANSION AND YOUR EX HAS 2!"......." oh man i'm on my last wish already?" *he sits and thinks* "ok i know EXACTLY what i want for my last wish....genie...........beat me HALF to death"

I L:DVE that one! :cool: :D :cool:

THIS IS JUST HILARIOUS I LITERALLY STARTED CRYING LAUGHING AFTER I READ THIS.

AUSTIN316426808 12-15-2003 12:18 PM
Re: got a few...
 
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Originally posted by cheebacheeba


2: q-Whats stiff in the morning and makes women scream?
a- S.I.D.S victims (I know I'm gonna get shreded for that one, and the next one, but hey, they aint my originals)

3: q-Whats black and blue and hates sex?
a- victims of violent rape
DUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS SHIT.

bloodrayne 12-15-2003 12:24 PM
Re: Re: got a few...
 
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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
DUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS SHIT.
It's called a morbid sense of humor...Some people have it...:D

AUSTIN316426808 12-15-2003 12:45 PM
WELL I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

HERE'S ONE-I'M JUST TELLING YOU UP FRONT IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S NOT WITTY AND IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE LAMEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD I CAN'T TELL A JOKE WORTH A DAMN I GOT THIS ONE WHEN ME AND A FEW FRIENDS WERE TELLING FOOTBALL JOKES.

WHAT HAS THREE FEET BUT CAN'T WALK.............................................. ..............................................









A YARD.

allmykids 12-15-2003 04:53 PM
I heard this Today : I miss my girlfriend her name is jenny STACHATORY, her nickname was jenny LINCON cause everyone in the theater has taken a SHOT at her! i thought it was funny! :D


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