Chicklets, or gummi bears?:D :D :D

preach on Brotha Cheeba!

Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, my penis'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, my penis'll be there. My penis'll be there in the way guys yell when they're mad. It'll be there in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they built - It'll be there, too.



Oh, and around drunken high school girls...

THERE, as in there, pulsating, in your hand?:D

Pulsating in SOMEONE's hands, not necessarily mine

also, handS. Trying to hold this thing in just one hand could break your wrist

Every time it rains,
It rains penises from heaven
Don´t you know each cloud contains
Penises from heaven

You´ll find your fortune?s falling
All over the town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down

Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love, you must have showers
So when you hear it thunder don?t run under a tree
There´ll be penises from heaven for you and me




Thank u very much


:cool:

Not just toight, against your toight pannnntsh?

Penises from heaven :) see? They ain't evil, they're from heaven.

Oohh, poor ignorant Marroe.

I think i better have to tell you a bedtime story, young lady. (Coz i´m going to bed now);)


It begins a little like this...


Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, "It wasn't me, baby.
it was the muthafucka
evil dick!"

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

And when evil dick has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH
OH, OH... DAMN DICK!

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."



Nity-nite

;)

hush shhhh shut it
I'm ovulating and very sensitive to all this penis psuedo-sexual talk.:cool: