HEY!!!...MY story wasn't all sappy and gushy and stuff (Just way too long :D)........Oh...I guess you're referring to the 'eyebrow piercing' thing at the end...lol


So...How did YOU get YOUR girl, huh?...Crack her over the head with a club and drag her home by the hair?:p




Oh...BTW...Just LOOKING at Meg Ryan makes me wanna puke....

I saw her on the footpath and thought DAMN SHE MUST BE MINE!Not wanting her to get away I ran her over in my car then held her captive and nursed her back to health. She fell for me after I put in so much effort.

......but yeh we knew each other for a couple of years and had mutual friends. One thing led to another and here we are ;)

Ewww...That's SOOO sappy....lol



Made me think of 'Misery'

I'm glad she doesn't look anything like Kathy Bates :)

How's the baby comming along you must be ready to pop anytime now?

Actually, I've imagined my belly bursting open, and the baby shooting out and attaching itself to someone's face....lol...Sound familiar?

I DO feel like I'm about to pop.....And, I still have until Christmas :eek: ....Oh well, I can handle it:)

That's right you can...



...oh, the pregnancy thing...yeah, I'm sure you can...

LOL.

Actually...Newb's story was the ONLY one that made me wanna puke...blow-up dolls are just....ewwwwww ;) No offense Newb...if that's what you're into...I'm happy for both of you ;):p

...And, what's wrong with blow-up dolls....I'm starting a nationwide march, only men with their blow-up dolls....


Your such a racsist againt us blow-up doll lovin dudes....LMFAO!!!!:D ;)

Why only men? &how is that racist...?

That reminds me of one story called Kowlongo Plaything by Alan Temperley, the theme of which one would never likely expect to elicit such...horror: a blowup doll. Anybody else read it?