Would it help if I told you I was trying to rock it to sleep?.....Now, dontcha just wanna say, "Awwww" ?....lol

Rayne...innocent...HAW!

Okay, here's what I would do...

I'd sneak aboard an airplane heading to Galway, Ireland. Then, I'd make my way to New Grange and set up big bbq grills and have a the biggest party in honor of The Morrigu. I'd invite all my friends, even those that don't really believe in a higher power. There'd be delicious food, delicious drinks, smokie-smokie, good music (a little something for/from everyone). In Her name, we'd party our asses off.

Who is The Morrigu and what kinda smokie smokie does he/she puff? I dont know about this higher power business, but I'm always ready for a good party.

.......yeahhhh..... That's exactly what it makes me want to say. lol

I would love to kick my bosses ass..It would have to be at work in front of my peers. And they would cheer me along, he would then leave a bloody mess crying and ashamed..Pathetic huh...?

The Morrigu is the SUPREME GODDESS. I mean:rolleyes: that's what I believe. (Rolling eyes because I had to say, "That's what I believe." Had to be tolerant and shit). Anyway, She's not necessarily a smoker, but if I can get away with smoking refer, in this instance, I would....smoke myself into oblivion, just like my days at uni. I mean, it's not really a party unless you've got some Northern Lights, right? Oh, and since this is fantasy, I'm going to be really cool and say that this is not BYOB or BYOP. I'd supply the party favors. 'Tis what a good hostess does, no?

Praise the Goddess and pass the weed!

I would act out the car chase scene in The Blues Brothers.

I just thought of a good one (inspired by a thread in 'True Crimes')


If I could truly do anything I wanted to and get away with it...I would form a coalition of parents to help me eradicate ALL of the pedophiles from the face of the earth...We'd only be protecting our children, right?...That shouldn't be a crime...



As for the people who say "They need counselling/They can be reformed/etcetera"....I have a couple of questions for you.....If you find women sexually attractive, can any amount of counselling/psychoanalysis bullshit, make you STOP?.....If you find men sexually attractive, can ANYTHING make you stop wanting them or having sex with them?...



Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children, they will not stop wanting to have sex with them, and they will not stop HAVING sex with them whenever the opportunity arises....No matter what anyone tries to do to 'help' them...........Either lock them up forever, away from anyone they can hurt, gather them all up and let them live together on some far away island, where they can only molest each other (my mother's idea)......OR get rid of them...


The simplest way to solve a problem is to remove it.......These 'people' have a problem...They are fucked in the head......So...Simply remove their heads......:) Problem solved



Hey...It's a hell of a lot cheaper than housing and feeding them for years, while spending millions of dollars to 'counsel' them....Especially when the pedophiles THEMSELVES admit that they can't just stop doing it....If you ARE the kind of people that have that 'warm, fuzzy, wanna help the poor child molesters' mentality, you'd be doing THEM a favor too by ending their pathetic lives...



Damn...That turned out to be a rather long rant....I think that most (if not ALL) people that have children, probably feel just as strongly about this...

This might sound alittle harsh. But I would blow up all the red states. And if your left wing and live in a red states, its time to move out. I want nothing to do with you all you redneck idiots. :cool:

I'd do that too...but after robbing a couple banks first.