I have to use both hands, one hand won't fit around it

How do you think I feel? My thread's ben reduced to a bunch of dick jokes.

It's like watching your daughter in a porno.:p

I did that once, she was good

Well if you think about it breaking bones is pretty grotesque and morbid and not much fun.

hey, my post was supposed to be just some throwaway joke about "bone" = erect penis, other blokes were the ones who...I can't think of any way to word it that doesn't sound dirty

Wait, now you don't want to sound dirty? Hmmmmmm.....interesting....they did kind of take it and run with it, didn't they? The joke I mean....not your penis....:rolleyes: ;)

actually, they could've taken my penis and run with it, too. There'd certainly be enough slack for them

Wow...I just tuned in....even *I'm* amazed at where this thread has gone ;) Sick bastards, all of you! Now carry on ;):p :D

my penis is so big, girls have to get restraining orders against me so that we CAN have sex

oh, I've lasso'd girls with it before. Plus this one time I hanged myself with it cause I wanted to try asphyxophelia