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"If it weren't for my horse..."

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Originally posted by Haunted
She could have made it really simple too. She's could've stood up and said, "I'm a big ego-inflated teenage dumbass!"

We need to send Seri to Boston to teach that bitch a thing or two about being cool. In fact, Seri should just start doing seminars on coolness in youth.

*blush* Thankies *blush* I'm not cool...I'm just not stupid:D

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Oh...But wait until you're actually HERE with them...They're good, yes......But weird...Sooo weird........You'll see ...lol

Weird? Me? What makes you say that? *dances around the room singing songs of acid dwelling fish* :D :D :p :D :D

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Originally posted by The STE
"If it weren't for my horse..."

LMAO!!! I got that...ha....:p Lewis Black right?

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Originally posted by jenna26
LMAO!!! I got that...ha....:p Lewis Black right?

yes'm

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Originally posted by hellboy
And to whom are we refering?:confused:

ay, the brunette was right.

so I overheard...

When I was taking accounting class in Charleston, WV, our teacher told this story about how she was explaining where she works and the person asked her: "How far is that from Roanoke", and she sarcastically remarked "About 300 miles." Apparently this person is so stupid they don't know West Virginia is a state. Either that or they think we all here are just stupid rednecks.

ooooooo that's oooooooooold song yeah oooooold song early 90s mid nineties somethin like that
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I had taken my girls to the movies and this overly sized chick..caught my eye..her and her group of freinds..
It must have been the way she was dressed that held my attention..
she had on these jeans that couldn't or wouldnt zip ..neither would the top button meet..and for god sakes...she tried to make a fashion statement out of it by wearing spongebob boxers..but the funniest part was the bits of visible rope that she had used to keep her jeans up around her waist...i swear i heard it calling for help..'not to mention her top consisted of nothing more than a sports bra..her belly was also covered in stretchmarks.
I couldn't help but laugh out really loud when this person walks in front of me to read one of the movie posters.
DAIRY OF A GEYSER..!!! diary of a geisha is what it really said and all her mates nodded in agreement...with ooh kewl..lets go n see that..!!!
I was totally pissin myself ..i had to run outside.

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Originally posted by stubbornforgey
I had taken my girls to the movies and this overly sized chick..caught my eye..her and her group of freinds..
It must have been the way she was dressed that held my attention..
she had on these jeans that couldn't or wouldnt zip ..neither would the top button meet..and for god sakes...she tried to make a fashion statement out of it by wearing spongebob boxers..but the funniest part was the bits of visible rope that she had used to keep her jeans up around her waist...i swear i heard it calling for help..'not to mention her top consisted of nothing more than a sports bra..her belly was also covered in stretchmarks.
I couldn't help but laugh out really loud when this person walks in front of me to read one of the movie posters.
DAIRY OF A GEYSER..!!! diary of a geisha is what it really said and all her mates nodded in agreement...with ooh kewl..lets go n see that..!!!
I was totally pissin myself ..i had to run outside.

Thanks for that...wont be eating for a month.

My friend called me a piece of fuck once...