Two kids walk into a bar. The bartender serves em' and the get really drunk. Then they try and drive a car home. The car crashes and they both die.

Eh?

Ehhh?

You sick fuck.:eek:

I have guitars on my boxer shorts.

I just ate a little ice cream with Heath bars in it.

theres a gingerbread man in my room

Hey...I got Dustin some like that...They're black with flaming guitars :cool:

i've got a clarenet IN mine ! :D

I was actually waiting for someone to use that joke, but I was expecting "trombone".

"clarinet" works too though.

No, Hellboy. The flute is MINE. I don't have any musical panties, but I do have some with martinis on them.

My martini panties are clean, and besides that...they've already been claimed.