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Originally posted by hellboy
The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
All is well.

Exactly. You need to have a few years on you to really know how to make a woman cum multiple times. These youngsters will learn there's more than just blowing your load in 2 minutes and then you're out.....:D Patience and experience goes a long way in a woman having multiple, unelievable orgasms....

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Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Exactly. You need to have a few years on you to really know how to make a woman cum multiple times. These youngsters will learn there's more than just blowing your load in 2 minutes and then you're out.....:D Patience and experience goes a long way in a woman having multiple, unelievable orgasms....

Practice makes perfect.

My ex bf farted while we were fucking. I felt embaressed for him.

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Originally posted by Haunted
My ex bf farted while we were fucking. I felt embaressed for him.

did you tell him you were gonna fuck the shit right out of him ?

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LMFAO...true sexcapades and manhood wars....this is such an entertaining forum....:p

Re: The truth shall set you free ;)

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh and BTW..........I don't fart! hehe :p

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Originally posted by nine9
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh and BTW..........I don't fart! hehe :p

YEAH RIGHT! Those who DENY it SUPPLY IT ;)

dude my girlfriend farts on me as a joke and gives me dutch ovens and shit

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Originally posted by _iam138_
dude my girlfriend farts on me as a joke and gives me dutch ovens and shit

I bet you love every minute. You probably can't get enough of her funky aroma ;)

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Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
YEAH RIGHT! Those who DENY it SUPPLY IT ;)

hehe........you'll never really know will you my dear!? ;) :p :D At least you hope not :eek: