Its cool, its cool... the alcohol in my belly is making me all mellow and I forgive everyone for everything ever... even that time you got caught masturbating...

Yes, sorry.



I feel bad and sorry about your situation Itsalive.

I´m a totally safty & luxury person and really apreciate my 4 walls no matter how close they are to each other. LOL

If i was in a situation like yours i wouldn´t know what the hell i would do? I would definitely panic and start to cry and probably also think suicidal thoughts. Not that i say that you should commit suicide, Itsalive............. But it wouldn´t hurt to try.;) :D


Just kidding my friend.

hahahahaha

Nice.

What about storing your stuff at your mom's place...or in a friend's basement or garage or something? :( I'm sure somebody would be willing to help you out.

Well, you're right. I have LOTS of friends.:D

But it might be too late to pull any strings, at least before Tuesday. I'll do my best and keep you filled in.

Re: Moving Out and Learning the Art of the Street Urchin
 

sell the furniture & lighten the load...

I have an idea, go to a local park and set up all your furniture just like you would in your apartment. Then just live there like you were in your apartment.

Act like everything is normal and what you are doing isnt totally deranged.

The cops will be understanding I am sure and put your stuff in storage for you and then they will give you a nice place to sleep for a few days.

After the few days call mom and tell her you are in the poke. She'll come bail you out. If not call me and I will do it.

Why would I do that?? Because if you are crazy enough to follow my advice, then you deserve at least that much from me.

Make sure you take pictures.

It worked for the stooges it will work for you.

Good luck:D

Y'know, if I actually did get thrown in jail for setting up a pseudo-home in the park, and you came to bail me out... Someone would have to write a book on it, because that would be the most insane series of events to ever take place.

But thanks for your advice.:D

It would be quite funny IMO.

I can see people coming to ask you why you are doing this.

Is it to protest the war in Iraq?

Are you doing it to solve world hunger? make people notice the homeless problem??

Are you doing this against nuclear power?

Hell no you morons I just need a place to sleep and to put my stuff. Now get the hell out of my living room. Hey you, the guy with the camera, thats my bathroom jackass.

Seriously dude I hope everything works out for ya, Gods know I have been in your situation and its tough. But I think you will be OK. These things have ways of working themselves thru.

Hey just think you could find a tavern thats open until 4am and then one that opens at 7am. Shit then you only have 3 hours to kill.:p

Hell, I could just sell all my stuff and use the cash to pay for all the booze.