If a twinkie were dying in agony, would you eat it?

:) better?

no..

i'd never eat a twinkie .... thoise things are gross !

true story : a gf of mine - her brother had a yacht - it was in storage for 5 years and when they retreived it they found a box of twinkies in it .. as fresh as the day they bought them ...


they could use these things to preserve mummies ...

I actually never had particularly grand memories of twinkies from being a kid, i always preferred anything chocolate, the blueberry and apple pies, and Snowballs ( i love hostess snowballs.. I know that sounds just a tad gay..)

But a few months ago, we bought me a box of twinkies to keep in my desk for a snak at work. I figured that since they werent my favorite by any means, they would last.

I ate 2 dozen of them in under a week. I developed a severe twinky addiction, so i havent touched the things since.

Yes, you see, Twinkies are a thing of almost supernatural power, and therefore a perfect food for horror film fans. They contain so much sugar that microorganisms basically can't live in them. The Ancient Fresh Twinkie is the urban myth that is actually true.

the only crap like that i liked were those 'flakey's
the pastry with the cream and strawberry stuff inside.


havent had one in years.


eating that crap reminds me when i was a kid working in places where you ate off of catering trucks.

everything was non perishable hyper preserved junk in plastic wrap.

I hate twinkies.

If I got bit, I'd shoot myself. I've often wondered about other people, though. This is in part due to my love for zombie filmology.

I'd have to think about it.

Oh, and STE, nice reference to, "Of Mice and Men.":D

Not to mention...it's never really been thoroughly explored as to how much "memory" a zombie is supposed to actually retain...I mean, for all we know, it could be like viewing the murders of their loved ones from inside, not being able to stop it - that there would be like putting them through a living hell too.
For these reasons, and for the reason of potentially having an emotion related fuckup whilst under attack, I'd get it done quickly, and efficiently, as much as it wrecked me to do it and make me feel like a fucking murderous asshole, I'd comfort them, and tell them everything was going to be allright, and have them at rest, right before I perforated their brain.

isat even human:confused:

the title is misleading

anyway. i would kill them.

Nevermind....I send them to visit my step mom. Let her deal with them lol