Drugs'r bad, mkay?

I usually can't be arsed to watch TV when I'm stoned, I just want to chill and listen to music. Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is one I would recommend, though.

If I'm drunk, I'll watch almost anything. I've usually drank too much to stay up for very long or there's nothing on when I do get in.

Agreed!

I guess Family Guy, has some parts that can be a bit.. weird.

superjail and its always sunny in philadelphia

i like to watch crime series like bones, The mentalist or the criminal minds.

Trailer Park Boys every time best Tv show ever.

How about if I turn this thread on it's head and ask 'what shows make you wanna drink or get stoned'?

Mine are Black Books and My Name Is Earl for drinking and, it's pretty hard to read more than a couple of chapters of Mr Nice without wanting to get chinese-eyed.

As far as watching stuff when your already drunk - Unforgiven.

When you're stoned - Trainspotting

I usually watch psychic tv and piss myself laughing. I've never phoned them though-too expensive but hilarious to watch.

you can never go wrong with The Munsters, add a little weed or wine and you've got yourself a good night.