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Tie him up and shave whatever you want. :D

i say - this is Horror .. handle it in a horror kind of way ..

hold the razor to his weiner and say - i can either cut this off .. or your mustache ... one of them is coming off.


then watch I Spit On Your Grave a couple of times.

his face'll be smoother than a newborn baby's bum :)

Re: Coercion And Manipulation
 

As the proud owner of both goatee & stash, I say ...give up...ain't gonna happen.

you COULD get in a nair fight. Personally, I like hair, and that leg twiching, too much sensation, got ta scoot away from that man beast feeling, is the best. Tell him he's a chester and he is giving your kids nightmares. you could do a surprise waxing. acidently get peroxide on his face?? bleaching his stash. pull his lip hairs and make it fun? Its not like he's never gotten one of your hairs in his mouth, unless you have the bottom of a cherub. Sounds like your man-hoe really love his facial hair.

LOL...If you'd been around for a while, you'd know that it's not possible for him to get any of my hair in his mouth ;)...Yes, we really HAVE discussed EVERYTHING here...Actually, that particular discussion was started by Shanks...Some reference to 'hiding in a bush'...lmao...

But...ANYWAY.....


You guys are all great, that's why I love ya to death....I've pretty much tried all of this except for Urge's castration threat :D and Haunted's curse....Sooo...Thanks for trying, guys...I really appreciate it...But...

I think Newb is right........*sigh*

Show him some early 90's gay porn. Bear stuff, not twink stuff. That mustache will be gone faster than you can say reach-around

maybe its been meintioned, but i dont feel like leafing

anyway.. knick a bit off of it while hes asleep. then u can be all like 'yo, its uneven' and he'll hafto shave it off

it works. actualy, theres a good chance its ALREADY crooked. so thats half the work there.

or u can just let him be what he wants.. individual... maybe not very stylish, but still individal/

It has absolutely nothing to do with trying to deny him his individuality...I have no problem regarding the aesthetical aspects of his mustache, or any other part of him....It's just that I have extremely sensitive skin, and that thing is coarse and scratchy...


It's kinda like, if he wanted to grow horns out of the top of his head, I wouldn't have a problem with that as far as what it would look like, or what anyone else might think/say about it...BUT, if said horns poked me in the eye on a regular basis, I would ask him to remove them...Understand?


On a side note:

He's shaving it OFF!!!


I think he must love me or something...:D



Ahhh..........Victory........

except the fact that its gonna keep growing back and even thicker

anyone who says that shaving hair doesnt make it thicker is full of shit. i know, my pubeys used to be all thin and scraggly and now theyre like nails stikcing half out of a board.

:(