Or, make freinds with her, then go out for some drinks...
It's amazing how many drunks get into all kinds of "accidents".

There are a few people here that I would like to meet in person, that seem to have a good head on their shoulders and are, in general, "good" people. I also try not to be cynical, but I've been shit on so much in my life that it's a little difficult sometimes. Then I come across people (like urge) who restore my faith in humanity. In all, I'm very glad I joined this website. I've had some great laughs, sometimes at someone else's idiocy, but for the most part everyone has been enjoyable. I've even learned a few things. I love it when a movie I've never heard of comes up - I go to Netflix's website and see if they have it. Plus, I love the fact that there's so many Hammer fans out there. For the longest time I thought I was the only one in the world.

well, thanks ...

i dont think its anything other than common sense though -
you'd like to hope that someone in their 40's would be a little wiser - picking up some knowledge along the way ..

the trick is to keep your eyes open and pay attention.

and dont forget to let the inner goof free from time to time :D

Men In Black, of all Movies, sums up my opinion of people pretty nicely:
Tommy Lee Jones said it:
"A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. "

does that mean if we ever meet up, i get a lapdance from you ? :D

With a wet T-shirt!:D

uh-oh ... looks like i cant leave my desk for a few minutes .. untill i 'calm down' :D

(in a ralph wiggum voice)

"My pants are happy and i cant walk!"

hell no !

we're all Hammer fans here !!!

Someone have one of these......

http://www.1motormart.com/glosimgs/woody.jpg