I don't think I'd really let a zombie have my equipment in it's mouth in the first place...

well, what if it was a really pretty zombie and you hadn't had you some in a while ?

well the girly would most probably bite, what would ahppen if too Zombies had sex do you think they could orgasm and reproduce and stuff?

I'd shoot it through the brain, knock its teeth out, and get me some "puppet" head..., knowing that this was as good as it was ever gonna get without being killed....I mean, it's dead anyway, right?

never thought of that ...

you could actually remove the head completely without killing it
(remove the teeth though - for sure)

then you could just carry it around in a bowling ball bag ...
your own private suckulator ... great for the home, the office ...
xmas parties, stags....

okay that is just sick, u haven't had any in a while have u

You mean, from a zombie?

no from a human female with rosy cheeks and lips

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Besides, I'm a gentleman...to an extent, I can't tell you THAT!

we never get head and tell ...