who needs tapes ? when you're old and incontinent like me it's a daily occurance :D

That´s quite true.

But i´m glad i wasn´t the guy going down on her later that night.:cool:



Can just imagine he´s thought while eating " ....Hrmpf!...... Tastes like salty fish?........ Wait a minute.......:eek: :eek: :eek: "


:D

who said anything about a guy... it could have been MurderDoll :eek:

i'm looking forward to her response on that one ... dirty old UK bugger :D

Easily!;)

Then she had whiped her ass at the same time.:D

a bit of girl on girl is only natural ...they know the pleasure zones like a pilot knows his landscape, not like us usless men, they always complain ..."do it there, down a bit..no there, up, do it firmer....no fuckoff you're doing it all wrong, pissoff to the TV and hand me the dildo before you leave the room" :rolleyes:


:p

i can say with great pride - i havent had that problem yet :)

but i agree, i'm all for girl lovin'

personally i'm not in to self gratification
or a woman doing me, i like men younger men
that wayz i can teach them what i like.:D :p

Are you a woman or a preist?

lol very much a woman!:p