We have can people all over campus in Iowa, it's like a business. Over by where I live is like, the hot spot because sometimes you see 3 or 4 can people rummaging through garbage cans and front lawns, I saw two can people verbally fighting in front of a dumpster once, thought it was gonna come to blows.

Now, two homeless people physically duking it out...THAT'S funny.

I remember being at quickie mart while my friend was working. At night he would get all types of whackos and schmackos. However, there was this one night when he had ordered a vegetarian (he's veg not me) calzone. After we had eaten our fill, these two dudes show up bummin' money for bus fair and a bite to eat.

So Wes, my friend, says, "Well I don't have any money, but here's a ton of calzone that we couldn't finish."

The guy was like, "Hamalaka joo-joo, I'm Muslim. I don't eat pork."

First of all, Wes and I both have had Islam courses in our Religious Studies major....What he said sounded nothing like and Arabic or Persian phrase we'd ever heart.

Besides all that, as you'll recall, it was a vegetarian calzone.

It makes you wonder.

Probably wasnt interested in food, just money.

Who wouldn't be interested in food?

You're correct Vod. This cat was interested in crack-rock.

Smokie smokie da chalkie! Well, not me...crack heads mainly.