okey what about this

During:you suck my bro was better

After:that was the best you've done in 5 yrs.:rolleyes:

Like a welly top, or a wizard's sleeve.

Or a clown's pocket, come to think of it

never mind then

That's just friendly pillow-talk where I come from, baby!

Anybody ever heard of a rodeo fucking?












































































































It's when you are fucking a chick from behind, grab her by the hair, lean close to her ear and whisper " you are the ugliest bitch I have ever fucked" and then try and hold on for the ride...

Tantamount to rape - cool.

nope i've never heared of one nor seen\been in one

Tip: don't ever have sex with kpropain, then.