Or just throw up on his shoes next time he asks you out.

Or,

Say, my Dad has just been released from Prison for killing my last boyfriend, he would really like to meet you.:D

heh heh heh heh... I'd like to say that, but I already have -quite literally- a posse out to get my boyfriend who are all on my command, that is, if he does anything bad.:rolleyes:

And Im scared for my life!

Lol, not like I need to worry, I wont give you ay reason for you to sick 'em on me:p

heh heh heh heh ....
if i was him i'd dump your ass in 10 seconds flat ..
and get my own bigger posse.


no offense.

If you knew how many people there are lined up to beat my face in.....you'd have different thoughts. I wouldnt be among the living long enough to walk down the hall, lol.

Plus, I have no reason to dump her anyway:D

Why would she want a bigger pussy? I would think a tighter one would be more appealing. They sell those ben-wa balls you can use to strengthen the interior vaginal muscles.

i forgot you 2 were an item and she left that for you as a dig ..

I take it back !

jesus Newb, she's like 13 or something .. thats creepy !

After a few beers, Newb can't tell the difference.....:D

If they're old enough to crawl, then dammit, they're in the right position anyway.......:eek:

14 and NO FUCKING WAY. lol. I'm turning 15 in like two weeks, and yes, I'm :
1) way too young for you
2) not a fucking hope!

btw, it was NOT pussy, it was posse!