actually... santa has lent me mrs. claus for the time being

so whos doing the house work back at the Groto..... Rudolf?

tim allen

he must be doing another Santa Clause Sequal then... I wonder whether he knows Santa likes to shag on Christmas Eve.

oh i'm sure he does

why do you think he always has a smile on his face

this might be a little too delicate for this refined thread ... but man,
do those elves ever tear up easily during sex !

Ok...it's funny either way...

But, do you mean tear up as in crying?

or tear up as in...rippin' that shit up!?

well, both really ....
they do cry as they are getting ripped all up.