god that movie was bad ... and ass .... but certainly not badass..

Mila could have jumped off the screen onto my head and i was so numb from the sheer stupidity up to that point i wouldnt have noticed...

and even if i did notice i would have demanded she pay me my money back and work 90 minutes cleaning my house to make up for the time i wasted.

you didnt really like it ......did you ?

You know i'm glad I can't hang myself with my dick. I rather not have to fuck anyone from the next room. LOL

It's great. I don't even have to get off the couch/massage chair. I can just sit and let her do all the work. That is, if she can stop orgasming for five seconds after all the cunilingus (if you think my PENIS is long...)

holy crap sergio .. that picture of yours has been bugging me like crazy trying to figure out who it reminded me of .... and it finally hit me ..

bronson pinchot ..... with makeup

And about the face paint if it disturbs you then look at porn while masturbating instead of my pictures. Honestly I'm not that pretty. Geez.

I chose this pic because Bloodrayne liked it. We all know she has good taste.

Kick in dah nuts
Serg

Yeah...And I had to keep HEARING about it, too :rolleyes:


@Sam...I'm not really sure that he even NOTICED anything else in the movie...So, the part that he actually WATCHED, he really liked...lol

Preaching to the (guy who ate the) choir :p

LOL...Wicked Lady says he looks like Bronson Pinchot, too :cool:

did he offer her an expresso, with a tweest ? :)

LOL...He just said that on the phone...His stupid internet connection just went down, but he's trying really hard to get it back up...







OMG...That sounded awful...Anyway...He'll be right back...When he gets it back up...It usually doesn't take him very long at all:D :p




I can't wait till he sees this:D