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Arioch 10-26-2004 10:23 AM

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I thought arioch would've picked up on this one, but obviously he's not in top form today, so I'll hop back in momentarily to take it.

THIS

"Nah, not Vampire Hunter D, I know what that one is. Its this anime movie titled Van Hellsing....with two "L's"

Makes it sound as though he's talking about "Hellsing", but there's no "VAN".
The anime that has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the movie,
or that p.o.s promotional tool of a cartoon, but as far as I know, Hellsing IS something to do with vampires/demons...
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Ahh yes... the sad thing is ive actually seen the series the ENTIRE way through.....Its all about Dracula ("alucard" in the anime, dracula backwards, yes, very gay:rolleyes: ), and the Hellsing FAMILY that owns him somehow....

Its alright, not really one of my favorites at all as its really upbeat with jazzy music and offbeat humor....doesn't feel like dracula to me, but my friends liked it alot more than i did....you might check it out if you feel so inclined....

And has no relation to the promotional anime i was refurring to....

urgeok 10-26-2004 11:29 AM

Steven Sommers is one of the worst filmmakers out there today.
I never cared for either mummy film and Van Helsing is the poorest effort yet ...

There are 100 things wrong with it but for me it boils down to 2 things.

1) the Sommers manditory annoying comedy relief guy.
(WHO SUCKS worse than any vampire)

2) an the idiot with the cartoon count vampire accent.
dear god in heaven that guy was unbelievable.
He actually had the line (while fighting the vanhelsingwerewolf)
"We could have been friends" Maybe everything would be ok if
he bought the werewolf a coca-cola ?

Man that was dumb. And just the tip of this stinking iceberg.

Vodstok 10-26-2004 11:45 AM

But but but....Stephen Sommers made Deep Rising! With Treat Williams! And Famke Jansen!


Oh, wait, that sucked. Bad. Real Bad. "Paris Hilton" Sucked.

urgeok 10-26-2004 02:44 PM

oh lord ... i guess this is the wrong time to mention I liked Deep Rising ? :) I think Treat is cool :)
Check him out in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead ...


anyway re Sommers ...
I guess thats why that whiney little comic relief shit showed up again in the mummy.
His girlfriend should have survived, not him !

Sistinas 10-26-2004 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
oh lord ... i guess this is the wrong time to mention I liked Deep Rising ? :) I think Treat is cool :)
Check him out in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead ...


anyway re Sommers ...
I guess thats why that whiney little comic relief shit showed up again in the mummy.
His girlfriend should have survived, not him !


Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead is awsome!Treat is cool as fuck in that movie!:D

I assume by your name you are an Urge Overkill fan.:cool:

hellfire1 10-26-2004 03:33 PM

tsk tsk tsk... sistinas.. why would you want that girl as your av ?? she's the french equivalent of britney spears over here... except she can't dance... ewww... lol

Sistinas 10-26-2004 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by hellfire1
tsk tsk tsk... sistinas.. why would you want that girl as your av ?? she's the french equivalent of britney spears over here... except she can't dance... ewww... lol

LOL!!!!!I had no clue who she was, just postin somethin for the boys!;)

zwoti 10-26-2004 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sistinas
LOL!!!!!I had no clue who she was, just postin somethin for the boys!;)
which we appreciate :D

hellfire1 10-26-2004 03:48 PM

alright, you're forgiven.... but lol.. if only i could find a sample of her "music"... just to see how quickly you change that av :p



yes... she is really that bad... french pop music *shudders*


lol zwoti... who cares if she makes good music or not... she's got as ass that won't quit and that's all that matters :p

Sistinas 10-26-2004 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by hellfire1
yes... she is really that bad... french pop music *shudders*



french pop music? Sounds like an oxymoron.


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