Vodstok |
10-13-2004 03:38 AM |
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Originally posted by Malicious_Mirth
another movie that dissapointed the shit outta me was (and i am sorry and i know i am gonna get flamed but).........the lost boys.........arioch and some others that i lived with at the time were all hypin it up and makin out to be this AWESOME fukin movie.......well i gave it a try and i was supremely dissapointed........
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Bah... You just wanted to see the Coreys naked... admit it.....:D
Back on Dungeons and Dragons... Being the nerd that i am, i had extremely high hopes for this movie. I can say the same about Spawn. Both had limitless potential that was thourough scat upon by no-talent dipshits who couldnt tell a story at gunpoint.
Spawn at least had some okay effects, but D&D came out later, and had WORSE effects...
And then there was the over-dramatic, almost comical "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!OOOOOOOO!!!!! " when "Snails" was killed... Luke Skywalker did the long "No!" just fine, that little , meekrab, just sucked. And then there was the end. THE FUCKING END..... They all turn into little firecrackers and fly into the sky... WHY?! No fucking clue. they just did. it was "magical" apparently.
Sigh. Fat elves. An unexplained Black elf (kristin wilson... used to host Stand up Stand up on comedy central back in the day...stupid bitch. cant act, cant tell a joke). A fucking dwarf that is almost as tall as Marlon Wayans.
The fucking movie had Thora Birch and Jeremy Irons, and THEY sucked.... The only halfway decent effect in the movie was the beholder that floats by at one point, but 3 secionds of cool special effects cant save a movie that looks like whale shit smeared on celluloid.
Shit, i may just do a full review in the movie section... i got myself worked up now....
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