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Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the oven.... Hilarious...but oh so wrong... |
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How many men does it take to tile a floor? It depends how thinly you slice them!!! :D |
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I agree....here's the shock of the century.... Don't judge a person by their handle...it can be misleading... I am female. And not in my mind, or like I wanna be...like I was born, brought up and still act quite female...(whatever that means). Any way...back to the jokes How many babies does it take to paint a room? It depends on how hard you throw them. *SPLAT* |
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What goes plink, plink.... fizzzzzzzzzz! Two babies in an acid bath! |
An escaped convict breaks into a home and ties up the husband and wife on the bed. He jumps on top of the wife and kisses her ear. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
The husband says: “Satisfy him or he will kill us both. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong – I love you!” Wife says: “He didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay and looking for the Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. You be strong – I love you!” |
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