Sorry about that.

Mark Van Doren- "If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you"


[During a poker game]
Dick Goodwin- "I know you're lying."
Charles Van Doren- "Bluffing. The word is bluffing."


Herbie Stemple- "If I do nothing else I will convince them that Hebert Stemple knows what won the God-damned Academy Award for best God-damned picture of 1955"


Alan Freedman- "It's not like we're hardened criminals here. We're in show business."


Dick Goodwin- "I thought we were gonna get television. The truth is... television is gonna get us."


All from Quiz Show, amazing movie.

'I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!'

The Thing

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. It could blow.

Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

Vincent: I could blow.

Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother fucker, mother fucker! Everytime my finger touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck and I doin' in the back? You're the mother fucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washing the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

Pulp Fiction

Anthony Micheal Hall: Las' year I was crazy insane for this eighth grade bitch.

Blues Cat: Crazy?

Other Blues Cat: Insane?

Old Blues Cat: Crazy insane.

Weird Science

" They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it"

-Rocco, The Boondock Saints(1999)

T.R. Chula(the spider from An American Tale: Fievel Goes West ): "[singing] The itsy bitsy spider caught a mouse in its web, the itsy bitsy spider bit off the mouse's head"

the devil's rejects.


Darrell:"Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?"

snatch


Bricktop:"If I throw a dog a bone I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not!"

Favorite lines/quotes from horror movies
 

i just had one but forgot it, i loved the line in scream where barrymore asked why you want to no my name? and he said "cause i want to no who i'm looking at"

funny one in scream, just because the way she said it and the scene surrounding it, was when the girl was in the garage and the scream guy was chasing her, and she hurled the beer bottle at him and nailed him and was like "fucker!!!" i just thought how she said it was hilarious.

i'm sure some will come to me eventually.