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 Barnyard (2006) 8 / 10 
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 I watched Edmond last night.... really cool flick.  | 
		
 The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave 
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 Snatch 
	Too bad when Return was looking for monologues I forgot this movie... "Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"  | 
		
 Not a movie, but I just watched 3 episodes of Maverick 
	Man oh man, what a great old show! Infinatly entertaining...great plotlines and hilarious characters. Shame the DVD only had 3 episodes, I really have to track down more! On a related note, has anyone seen the Mel Gibson version? I watched about 15 minutes of it on TV awhile back and it seemed pretty cool; now Im really interested in checking it out after watching some of the original show.  | 
		
 The Queen (2006) 
	Good. Not the best picture of the year, but still very good.  | 
		
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 Yes, I really like Maverick. Mel Gibson, James Garner and Jodie Foster are all great in this film. A real FUN flick, and the dvd is dirt cheap.:)  | 
		
 Cape Fear (1991) 
	Brilliant thriller remake from legendary director Martin Scorsese with DeNiro starring expertly. The movie has a kind of Hitchcockian tint to it, and every shot has a deep, haunting glow to it. Entertainment to the Max. Pun intended.  | 
		
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 Helen Mirren was fantastic...she really did throw down an Oscar-worthy performance, and she's probably the reason the film remained solid for me. However, if you're a current media/news buff you'll love the political research and connections...my mom was really into the Princess Diana incident (I saw the movie with her), so she was fascinated by the storyline and said the depiction was pretty damn accurate. It's definately worth a look.  | 
		
 Female Trouble  
	my favorite John Waters flick is on IFC:)  | 
		
 Pulse- 
	Didn't hate it entirely,a little so so,it did peak my interest in seeing Kairo however 6/10  | 
		
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 ABOMINABLE.....after reading some pretty good reviews I thought I would check this out. 
	Lance Henriksen, Jeffrey Combs,Dee Wallace Stone and even Tiffany Shepis's boobs couldn't save this POS. The title says it all.  | 
		
 ferris bueller's day off 
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 they made a sequel!!!!! well shit on me....  | 
		
 bring me the head of alfredo garcia 
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 Freaks..... 
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 "Dead and breakfast" 7-8/10 
	Good gory fun. Liked the Hillbilly songs.  | 
		
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 ...gonna go for a comedy this day..and that is not very often.... "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"..long time since a saw it  | 
		
 I just rented the following: 
	The Matador C.R.A.Z.Y. Happy Endings Girl, Interuppted Dirty Pretty Things The Machinist Going to try and catch them all tonight, in that order. :)  | 
		
 "MOH - Incident on and off a mountain road" 7/10 
	Cute.  | 
		
 The Departed (2006) 
	...in theaters, for the second time. Fantastic, unbelievable filmmaking with a thrilling storyline and an incredible cast. I loved it the weekend it came out, I loved it today, and it will forever be one of my all-time favorites.  | 
		
 "MOH - Dreams in the witch-house"  5/10 
	So far the worst Masters Of Horror i´ve seen. But still worth a watch.  | 
		
 Red Eye- 
	Decent thriller,but not great.I find Cillian Murphy very watchable,and Rachel McAdams....HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA! 7/10 for the movie,10/10 for Rachel McAdams legs.  | 
		
 The Birds  10/10 
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 I take that back. "MOH - Dance of the dead" 4/10  | 
		
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 Brokeback Mountain 8 / 10 
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 "MOH - Jennifer"  7/10 
	Grusome. :cool:  | 
		
 I hated Brokeback Mountain. It wasn't anywhere near amazing as everyone claimed it to be, and it certainly wasn't a love story. I was not convinced at all by the so-called "amazing performances". And no, I'm not homophobic. When I say I hated this movie, that's the first response I get. I was expecting something more. Not an hour of sheep, a quick fuck in a tent, and then two men horny for each other the rest of the film. I felt like their relationship was nothing but that. Sex. Once in a while; fishing. Fucking (I felt like we didn't even see their relationship - just the romping. Passionate kissing, sex, then a 5 minute talk. No romance whatsoever. Jake's character even started seeing other men. That's love, huh? The greatest love story of the year? I don't think so. The ending wasn't even a tearjerker as many claimed to bawl. It was sub-par to me, and did not deserve all the attention it got. 
	Ahem. Sorry, I always get angered when that movie comes up, mainly because I was expecting it to be good and it just flat out wasn't. The Matador - Finally in the club. Seems everyone here has seen this one already, and have enjoyed it. I thought it might be ruined due to all the hype I was witnessing, but to my surprise... it was entirely different then what I was expecting, and I loved it all the same. A great film, and definitely one I would reccomend. :) "That's it." C.R.A.Z.Y. next. Good ol' Canadian movie.  | 
		
 An Inconvenient Truth (2006) 
	You guys want real horror? This is scary. Everyone needs to see this film.  | 
		
 Shane (1953) 
	I still love this movie. Jack Palance is great as the villain.  | 
		
 C.R.A.Z.Y. 
	One of the better films I've seen in a while. I love me a good ol' dysnfuctional family.  | 
		
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 Everyone does need to see this, unfortunately it's probably too late.  | 
		
 Blazing Saddles 
	I love this movie...one of the best comedies out there:D  | 
		
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 Not bad, not good. Started out promising but gave way a little within the meat of the film.  | 
		
 Dirty Pretty Things, something fresh. I enjoyed it. :) 
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 Incubus (2005) 
	The Red Queen Kills 7 Times Evil (To Kako)  | 
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