Just trying to be relevant.

I don't get the whole "dubstep" thing. Please explain.

Oh shit! I didn't realise that Dubstep wasn't a thing in America. Lucky you! It's a genre of music that essentially sounds like what that turkey just did :p Incredibly strong bass, very few or no lyrics, very techno feel, very repetitive and characterised by a "drop" where things go from pretty relaxed to very intense. Personally I think it just sounds like a glitching record...

Is IS a "thing" here. She said she doesn't get it.

One Epic Shot in the Nuts
 

Watch as he gets split in half!