A Perfect World

Good Movie

Country Bears.


For kids, it wasnt bad. Except for the Disney Teeny music videos that cropped up a few times. I find myself being humiliated for the dipshits "acting" in those things....

you getting in practice all ready ;)

White Noise

Yep :)

I think I will wait until the kid is 5 to show him/her Alien. That's when I saw it :)

isn't that a little early to scare the living hell outta the kid

Blindly clinging to faith that maybe EVERYONE was wrong...I got m'self a copy of
"alone in the dark"
figuring that even if something based on this FUCKING cool videogame series wasn't "good", it wouldn't be THAT bad.
Seems I was wrong.
From the beggining, it looked like straight to vido/made for tv kinda quality...the camerawork SUCKED, the acting, for the better part, sucked (don't even get me started on the Reid bitch), the storyline was "ok" but not really all that....however, the biggest dissapointment of all was that even the parts that were MEANT to be scary, weren't, at ALL.
The beasts looked like a cheap computer program had been designed to make a plastic toy run around...very poorly done.
I actually turned this one off...I'd seen enough when the guerilla guys and Carnby had a firefight with a few of the beasts, my GOD I don't think I've ever seen anthing that looked so cheap and tacky. Both my girl and I agreed that it didn't look like it was going anyplace good, or for that matter WATCHABLE, so we turned it off, NEVER to be put on again.
I never saw "House of the Dead", but was left thinking that SURELY it couldn't have been as bad as this...

Now I join the masses:
Do NOT see this movie...I bought a $10 pirate copy, and I feel ripped off, the part of the film I DID watch was a complete waste of time. At NO point, will this film impress you as much as your decision to turn it off will.
I'm done.

look this guy up on IMDB:
Uwe Boll



Look at the movies he has made, and the ones he will be making. He may single-handedly kill the video game movie genre.

The John Carpenter remake of Village Of The Damned