ha ha ha jizz

facials or cumshots (sorry)

I thought those were the same thing?

Cumshot

Squid or lobster

facial is more then one guy cumming on a girls face

cumshot is one guy shooting on her face

lobster



catfish or trout

:D that's terrible....

trout


sea monster or smurf

Allllllllllllllllllll Righty Then

smurf

beer or hard liquor

beer


bud or coors

both in a large glass

Pinecones or Stones

Stones



Falcon or Hawk

Hawk

Diamonds or Rat's Testicles?

Gotta be Rat balls!

Talk to someone on the phone or on the net?

Telephone...It's faster, you can hear the person's voice and tone (less misunderstanding) and I HATE typing...



Bram Stoker or Mary Shelley?

Ooh tough one.

Mary Shelly

Coleridge's Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner or Byron's Christabel

Drat, I never read Christabel!

I'm gonna go with christabel.
I havent read either, but I'm taking the initiative.

Queens of the stone age
vs
Probot
vs
Foo Fighters

Queens of the Stone Age


Monopoly or Clue?

Another tough one

Clue


Sherlock Holmes or Inspector Clousseau

Holmes.

Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew?

Nancy Drew, she was a cutie...


Guitar or bass

Guitar


Drums or Keyboard?

Drums (I have better rhythm than the coordinated use of my right hand)

Drumset or Drum machine

pour & drink from a glass-I'm a lady.


Leno or Letterman

Letterman

Fame or Fourtune

Fortune.

nintendo DS
or
Sony PsP?

Hacnt actually tried either yet, but the DS has a really cool concept [so does Psp, I guess]...Ill go with DS

Stephen King or Dean Koontz?

Stephen King

God or Satan?

Hmm...Two sides of the same coin....My opinion...





Cradle Of Filth or Cannibal Corpse?

CANNIBAL CORPSE!!!


A wannabe goth or an emo kid?

I can handle the 'wannabe goths'...Emos are too whiny...





Cable or Satelite?

Satellite of course!

Blood or Viscera?

VISCERA!...Cuz then you get both...heh


GWAR or ICP?




lol:D

GWAR

TRVE and KVLT or GRIM and NECRO?

Grim And Necro




3 Inches Of Blood or Iron Maiden?

The Maiden...Cmon...:rolleyes:

Stephen Chow
or
Jackie Chan

LOL..I know...It was kind of an 'Original or Remake' question...lol




Jackie Chan





Amy Lee or Tori Amos?

Tori Amos


Removal of scrotum (inner labia for females) or removal of penile skin (clitoral hood for females)

Umm...That sounds EXACTLY like a 'Cheeba' question...lol