It's that stuff that grows on the ocean floor.

How do you emphasize a discount?

don't piss newb off or he'll hit you in the eye with his AARP card

Or run you over in his van when he forgets to wear his glasses :)

Oh I see........all the jokesters are gonna pick on the old guy.......well..ha ha ha..*cough..cough*....bastards...now I went and spit out my dentures.

i know this doesn't belong here - but i have to share :

i just saw the funniest porno movie name ever :


"Tinker with my Stinker"


HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

almost as good as In Diana Jones and the Temple Of Poon

we had a thread of these once if i'm not mistaken.


i still think "Hannah Does Her Sisters" is my all time favorite ..



but Tinker With My Stinker .... jesus christ :D

or


A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator

i remember one called "Ramb-oohhhhh"