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"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock on Day One!" |
Southpark Episode 806-Goobacks from the Future
"Alright so any ideas how we can stop the future from happening?" "How bout we cause more Global Warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt and it ushers in a new ice age..." "How the hell is Global Warming gonna cause an ice age?!" "Well you know the Global Warming..could bring on like a climate shift..or something." "Chet you are fucking retard you know that? Even if Global Warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isnt..it would take MILLIONS of years for a climate shift to happen. You think an ice age can just happen all the sudden-like?" "Well i was just tryin to be helpful." "Well help your self to a fuckin science book cause your talkin like a fucking retard..now comeon people we got to think, damnit they tookir jebs!" Crowd: "TOOK ARR JBS! TooCK ARE JIBS. DAKKA DERKA DAKKA! |
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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"You know, I'm a bit apprehensive about finding the others sir. Do you think you know where we are sir?"
"Trout, I don't think. I know!" "I don't think you know either sir." Dr Phibes Rises Again |
In this world there are only two tragedies.
One is not getting what one wants,and the other is getting it. -Wilde,Lady Windermere's Fan |
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Classic! Those two would have to be my all-time favourite horror movie dectives:p. Well, at the very least, they're the funniest:D |
"I fucked my uncle yesterday"
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
"Every time we build a better mousetrap, Sir, Phibes just builds a better mouse!"
^ Another great Trout line from Dr. Phibes Rises Again:D |
"I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfukers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers" - GG Allin in HATED
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"They can bill me." Ripley in Aliens.
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