but you dont hear it....


i dont need glasses..

You just drink straight from the bottles.



I've started to exercize again!

you can afford to lose the extra pounds...




im a good listener..

Too bad no one will talk to you.


I like to laugh.

only you find your own jokes hilarious





i know em cute

for an elderly



i like the doors

Too bad they closed long ago...

I like to jump on trampolines..

cuz thats the only way you can scrub under your breasts.



i have a six pack

Too bad I just drank the last beer...

I think gus is attractive (lol)

too bad he is




my hands are smooth