Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

WUAAAAAAAAAH!!!!


TOO MUCH DRAMA!!! :mad:

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Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9, ...

Toilet Cleaning Instructions/also good for stopping your cat from
drinking out of the toilet:

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".

Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

hahahahahahahahaha!!!