a good long bum biting is what you need.

very relaxing

mmmmmmmmm - I love my ol' dirty demon.

*runs away with Urge*

*quits job*

*opens high end pet food supply shop*

thats better .....

I. LIKE the sound of that. :p

...

On the BITCHING SESSION note...

What what gets on my nerves the worst?

Dating someone who's 14 years older than I am who doesn't seem to APPRECIATE the fact that he SCORED A 20-SOMETHING WHILE IN HIS 40s.

I mean - If YOU were an older man and you scored a hot 20-something, WOULDN'T YOU BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME?!?!?!

Know what gets on my nerves the most?!

• NOT GETTING ANY FROM MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND
  
• NOT EVEN HAVING DATES WITH MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND
  
• WHEN MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND THINKS THAT GOING TO BEST BUY AND NEWBURY COMICS IS A FUCKING DATE
  
• WHEN MY BOYFRIEND CONSIDERS HIM FALLING ASLEEP ON THE COUCH TO BE QUALITY TIME WITH ME WHILE HE MAKES PLANS TO SPEND WITH HIS FUCKING BROTHER FOR WHEN HE'S RECUPERATED

Ok. Sorry guys. I'm just... irritated. I don't like taking personal shit to the forum. It's just not my fucking bag.

any old hot 20-something .... not necessarily.


you ? definately :)

See? THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!

Jump me, baby!!!!!!!

someone pass me some viagra !! quick !!!

I fucking hate Newbury Comics. Pretentious fakey hipster so and so's. Best Buy can be a date if he buys you something. Take off your shirt and call him a queer until he either cries or does something. If neither occurs tell him you're going to a bar to score with some college girls. On the other hand, maybe he's some kind of moron. I thought all men were like me in that I feel sex is like cake; even if you don't have room, you make room. It's six am, I edited an entire manuscript and wrote for six hours then helped clean the room, then I went for a jog and then did a bunch of situps and suddenly I'm awakened. I can barely freakin' move but sex is supposed to happen now. Why? I don't ask. To paraphrase Tennyson: "Ours is not to reason why, ours is not to make reply, ours is but to screw or die". Feh. Is this not the case with everybody? Remind him that he is squandering a precious natural resource, or once more "I'm going to a bar to pick up college chicks". Feh. Wasteful. There are starving people in China who aren't gettin' any. Do the work, have the sex. Could this really be that difficult? Feh again. Just make sure he does the work.

LMAO - I think I heart you.

Maybe I should start dating guys my age. ;)


IS it an age thing, though? I just don't get it.


And, personally, I'm with YOU on that one, Doc...

I feel the same way. Always have, always will. "No" RARELY enters my vocabulary when it comes to the physical delights. Everyone should find that person that they're willing to do ANYTIME ANYWHERE, regardless of how "full" you may be.

Thank you. I'm glad you agree. And Newbury Comics? Fakey and pretentious? I remember a time when they didn't even sell comics. Is it still like that? God, I hated that place.