Do you REALLY want to know? LOL!

I'll think about it..mmmmmmmm.......;)

agreed ;)

Christ on high! NOBODY'S mentioned me! ME!!!! The offspring of Marty Feldman and Carol Kane!!!! <runs from the room crying like a bitch>

awwww......your eyes Stingy! They are big and awesome!

Nice hair too........the brain now.......that is what is really hot!

oh great.. me and stingy get mentioned for our eyes........

LoL! I wasn't expecting a serious response. My eyes are huge in that pic for the sake of humor. And my hair was a mess! I really need to get this scanner hooked up so I can post a real pic. And thanks for the brain comment. :)

I never posted my list of pretties:

Nine9 (have to admit, she's a beauty)
Orangestar (she's got that nose ... just like ME!)
MissBritt (she's got that "little girl" cuteness)
RebelYell (I like 'em dark. AND she's a chef! Pretty damn sexy)
GraveGurl666 (she sort of looks like Christina Aguiliera with a zorro mask ... how cool is that?)

I would say BloodRayne, but I am still reeling from that "bitch" pic she posted.

Blush..thanks Stinge! But just because it was a silly pic.....can still tell your eyes are nice! Yours are amazing dirT in your av especially!

muahahahaha jay said me :D:D:D


:D


i think its my tinkerbellness :D


:D

Hey, just remember that I was the first to call you that girl!

And you are totally TINK! LOL! :D

Well, I just found out that I have been using my scanner cable for my printer. So ... there will be a fresh pic of me coming soon! For some reason, my scanner "Performs an illegal operation" and shuts down whenever I try to scan ... so it may be a bit while I fix the problem.

Never seen a pic of you EB

Did you post one?

Me ... again ...
 

Here's another one of me. For some reason, I can't seem to take a pic without hamming for the camera. But, this one is not so bad as the first. I am sitting on my front steps, grading a horrible paper. I guess I am laughing evilly at the "F" I am working on giving.

Holy Moses. That one was HUGE!! Sorry about that.

lmfao.. so the teachers that laugh evil laughs about giving bad grades to students come to horror.com ... i thought so

Actually, I really don't think that belongs in the "Pretty People at Horror.com" thread. I think I will start a new thread.

Re: Me ... again ...
 

See...knew you had nice eyes!

You have to fix the pic though because it is stretching the thread!

That is so weird when that happens LOL! :p

Okay, I deleted it and resized it ... reducing it by more than half. Let's see if this is any better.

MUCH better.......wish I could give Fs......Fuck you...and you...and you too.......nasty kid! LOL! JK!

:confused:

Oh.....I work with kid's too...but don't give grades.....well.it seeeeeeeemed funny at the time,

Nevermind.......:(

lol!! Not ALL kids are bad. I'm sure you had specific ones in mind when you wrote that response ... hate_breeder not being one of them.

Yes......you have to joke to keep your sanity LOL!

There are a few though.........:mad: ;) :D

kids rule..!! i want at least 15

Good thing you are not my hub.....LOL!
:eek:

My poor body.........

You seem to be a really sweet guy dirT, I think any girl will be lucky to get you!;)

Trust me here dirt. You can't afford 15 kids.

Unless your last name is Gates.

nah.. i wouldn't really want somebody i love to have to go through that much pain.. if i had the capability of having kids.. then i seriously would.. my point is.. :) i want as many kids as i can possibly have :D

dude trust me.. my dad's side of the family... some of my aunts and uncles have 12-15 kids... and like 40 grandkids... hell.. i was granchild number 50 of my grandma on that side.. and there were 62 in all... craziness... but i only want as many kids as i can afford.. :)

God bless them.

Hey kids are great, I got four of my own and love every minute of it. But there is monetary considerations involved.

I don't know if I ever want kids. I can barely take care of myself, let alone someone else.

I want kids. I just need to find someone to make them with. Or something.

is that an invite? http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/...do_it_wild.gif

lol yea me too

I only have three cousins, they are all from one Aunt and Uncle. Most of my family doesnt have kids, and I dont want any. I dont like watching other people's kids, so I dont want my own.

see.. the thing is when you watch other peoples' kids.. you are watching their parents' mistakes... you should be watching what other parents do wrong.. and have kids.. and do it right with them :D

i want kids but will probaly adopt ucz i dont want a c section

my friend is around my height and she had to get a C section and that sucks.

really fluff? I dont want to go through normal labor at all. I'd much rather request a c-section if you can do that. With C-Sections there's no pain and no pushing.

My wife had a C-Section with our kid. It was the most real-life bloody thing I have ever seen. And our kid ... lol ... funny story here.

This was my first (and only) child, so I was really inexperienced when it came to newborns. I mean, cut fresh out of the belly babies. I would catch some glimpses of births and stuff on educational TV, but that stuff always made me queasy (and me, a horror fan!)

Anyway, our kid was pulled out of the slit in her momma's belly, and the doctor called me over to take a look. I was shocked, and afraid, and grossed out all at once.

My child was PURPLE! And ... and WRINKLY!! And she had one of those small cone-head things going on! (See, the C-Section was an emergency thing because the baby couldn't squeeze itself out. My wife was in labor for almost 48 hours.)

I look at the doctor with panic in my eyes, and I think I said something to the effect of "Buh buh buh buh .... ppppthththth". The doctor just smiled and said, "You have a beautiful baby."

I did a double-take at the THING in his hands. Was he crazy, or was he just some sick fuck?? I glanced back at the wife, and saw the bloody mess all over the sheets she was laying on. They hung a sheet across her chest, so she wouldn't glance down and see what they were doing. But, that thing was soaked in blood, too.

"You want to touch her?" the doctor asked, bringing me back into focus. I looked down at the screaming monstrosity he held.
"Do I get any gloves to wear?" I asked.

Suffice it to say, I managed to press an extended finger into the palm of my baby girl's hand. And when she held my finger ... well ... that's when the tears started.

I was really happy.


I just hoped I could keep her hidden from the family ... at least until her head grew into shape.

The end

Indeed.


I love kids. I am awesome with them. It sucks a great deal, because I have only seen my step son once since my ex and I broke up in November. That makes me extremely unhappy, because that kid is awesome, and he loves me so much. I miss him. I helped raise my little sister, and she is 5 now. That kid is almost exactly like me. Everyone thinks she is mine, and I wouldn't complain if she was.

I should work in a preschool or daycare. Something.

Nah. I just need to have my own.

sorry to hear that.

So, who's up for some serious baby making?

Any takers?