because they are either not drunk enough to want to hand over EXTRA money to someone who just sloshed some liquid in a glass for them

OR

they are TOO drunk to find their wallets and probably will wake up hung over but happy in the belief that they gave you not only a good tip but also a damn fine evening listening to their witty remarks

there would be advantages to moving that big creepy picture of you out of the top center and putting it down lower where it won't frighten children

the rest of the blog is fine

Great! Thank you.

If someone made a movie on Boris Karloff, who would be the best suitable dude for the role among the current crop?

Thanks to zero
 

You are in this devils good books. I think Peeping Tom is excellent choice. I dont have a copy of Irreversible. Thats a great idea though.(yikes) In the french vein then Ill use Frontier(e) or Inside. That'll do the trick wont it.

Thats for the ideas so what should I do for drinks?

The devil is in the details, right?

martin landau (hell he won an oscar for lugosi and he actually looks a bit like karloff - too short and pudgy but that can all be fixed)

or as a younger karloff adrien brody

you are welcome -

Cape Cods (or Cape Codders) - vodka and cranberry juice

Should I buy a new shirt or a DVD?

I think it's obvious you should buy a DVD on how to purchase shirts. Give a man, a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime.

Zero to the rescue
 

My guests had a great time Zero. They got their double bill. I had forgotten had depraved Peeping Tom really was. I didnt have Irreversable but they got Inside instead. They never knew what hit them. They were not fimiliar with the film. Ive never seen a persons jaw drop and stay there for well over 85 minutes. I heard WTF many times.

The movie matched the color from the drinks. Classic

shirt - best to stay covered up this time of year

It's funny how the same place goes through the best and worst of times. Greener pastures can be so much more appealing than a ghost town, where even the hollow wind has a howling voice of it's own.
How long will it be when the remaining loyal mice decide to move on, completely abandoning this place for good?
Then the always-absent joker running this show will put in his final appearance to pull the plug.
Or will he?
A question, best left unanswered.

We clearly need a stronger lock. That new one broke after one shove.

Is it worth sacrificing all of my integrity to keep moving up the corporate ladder to be set by the time I'm 40?

YES--- Yes yes yes yes yes

early retirement is a glorious idea and one more people should aspire to

(I would aspire to early retirement but monkeys have a truly crappy pension fund)

What should I have for dinner tonight. Getting tired of burgers on the grill and it's too hot to light the oven.

barbecue turkey - try drumsticks for a real treat

Dear Zero,

What is this thing on my neck? It hurts.

Exodus and genocide needs no locks. But yes, monkey man, a change is in order.

Tonight, a comedian died in Horror Dot Com.........

Rorschachs Journal
 

Is exploring the meaning of existance really here a good thing? Perhaps another venue. Say, an introductory philosophy class in university.

it is your head - it holds your brain. just try not to think about it.

either a new V game or ferrett or a ghost from HDC Past - VC perhaps or maybe IA75??

Zero babe, can u help me with snacks
 

Put on your chefs thinking cap. Will again be doing a deliciously creepy double bill. Could you design snacks and beverages. Please bear in mind it very hot here (IMO) at the moment. So cooking not an option. And drinks? The codders were good. This time something without cranberries. I beathlessly await your response.

The double bill is Frontier(e) and the Legend of Hell House (great overlooked haunted house movie)

Two... No. Three questions.

1.) What movie should I watch tonight?

2.) Did you miss me?

3.) Is it possible for a monkey to miss a narsissist?

:D

goat cheese and sun dried tomato on a nice cracker (also some apples).

martinis & red wine

MONKEY SHINES (in honor of me)

definitely!!

obviously!

do you remember when we were in africa?

Hello monkey boy
 

Thanks for the delicious snacks idea. There will be xtra dry vodka martinis
(dirty, of course)

U r in the devils good books.

yes - we walked on the beach and enjoyed the sand before being beaten by angry English football hooligans

Dear monkey: I can't find that dish of 7-layer bean dip that I made for the party. Did you do something with it, and if so, what?

Do you think that some day this forum might never come back from it's down time?
You and countless others waiting patiently and refreshing your browsers might finally start getting panicky, not knowing that the big-shot Hollywood owner has finally pulled the plug.
That panic will finally give way to realisation, and then to despair and facebook, emails maybe, and a new destination.

no problem - i'll just go back to posting on hot_monkey dot com

The 7-layer bean dip! You took it, didn't you! I knew something like this would happen. We have bags of tortilla chips and nothing to dip them in now.

Those tortilla chips.
 

I guess you are far away from any shops or grocery chains to buy more. Itll give u a chance to pick a nice bottle of tequila.

If this is not possible crush the chips fine roll em up and smoke em or just use them as a topping for a casserole OLE OLE OLE torro torro!!!!!!!

i was hungry - sorry

besides i saved you from a flatulence worse than death - so be grateful

Uh...heh heh...you saved us from poo nuts :eek:

More like...phew nuts! :eek:


*insert generic sound of a monkey farting loudly*


:D

or spew nuts

No nuts for me
 

Okay Zero, Can U tell me about distribution of that damned Serbian film.
Is this something that will never show through conventional means. I would like your thoughts on it.

no - it will never be distributed. it will screen at a few daring urban cinemas and festivals but mainly DVDs