YOU WANT ME TO FIX HIS CABLE?!!!!! SICK DUDE.


Vodstok - baked in an oven at 650 degrees with a plum sauce.

I'd smear you with peanut butter and sick ethiopian children on you.

I'd make you have a threesome with rosie O'donnel and Roseanne

mmmmmm, Rhino sex.

Posher- hoisted on your own petard.

i'd shove your face into whoopi goldbergs ass.

LOL

I shove your face in a hooker's ass.

Oooo, I like em plump. :)


id shove your faces in Golberg's ass

I'd attach a comealong to your brain, and yank it out your nose.

i'd shrink you down, dress you like a nut, and throw you into a park full of squirrels.

I'd make you spend a half hour with Kyros Christian, our troll who thinks everyone is a pedophile becasue he makes simulated pedophillic gay porn...

don't believe me?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=281073643

I'm sure you'd catch a nasty disease in no time

I'd take you through potent guided meditations until you become totally objective and cease to exist as an individual.

Superglue you to a pile of kindling and let the beavers do the rest.

id slit your throat with a spoon.

I'd hang you upside down from a tree, wrapped in a net so you could only wriggle, and smeared with peanut butter. The little animals are hungry this time of year, storing up for winter and all. Munch munch.

I'd make Rosie O'Donald use you as a tampon.

id make you eat rosie odonnels used tampon collection....yes she has one.



having you smear peanut butter all over my muscular body would be worth it.:D

there is just something unappealing with that much naked skin and not a breast to be found.

he looks like he should be in Disney movies where kids sing and dance about school. He would be the flamboyant one everyone knows is gay, but Disney refuses to acknowledge as anything but "quirky"'

I will admit it, seeing 2 guys with their mouths that close to gether, makes me a little hot..


I meant uncomfortable... hehe...


Festered, id superglue you to a pile of kindling, then hand you over to an 8 year old with a magnifying glass

Vodstok, you're supposed to kill the poster above you. Therefore, I would kill you by nagging you to death in a horrible screeching voice while beating you senseless with Rosie O'Donnell's used tampons!

I would go back through time and collect all of your parents love juices that were left on their sheets, put it all into a tub, and drown you in it.

I would leave you tied to a chair with this kid for a week
V V V V V CLICK THE PICTURE FOR VIDEO V V V V V V
http://jj.am/gallery/d/2072-4/BernicesLastVideoBlog.jpg

Edit : woops double post...

Would you give a man a foot massage? Yes you would, if that man is Kim Jong-il and I got a flame thrower pressed against the back of your neck.

i'll shove that flamethrower up your ass.

I would freeze a sledge hammer and hit your crotch over and over.


And use my words, which hurt worse.

I’d have Terry Bradshaw flapjack you, then toss you into a pit of snarling librarians.

Isn't that shit hilarious though?

I wouldcover you in cheese and sick these ladies on you....

http://z.hubpages.com/u/45495_f520.jpg

Oh good lord! I'd drown you in my vomit! :p

I'd drink a whole bottle of milk of magnesia and drown you in my poop.

Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?


To MonaLisa- Have 16 Mexicans with leafblowers claim your uterus as new territory for their country.

They can't the puerto ricans allready did.

Festered, I'd eat 20 cans of baked beans, and make a fart helmet that went from my ass directly to your head, and suffocate you with my farts.

Once they realized I've had a hysterectomy, I'd send them up your butt!

Psycom- I’d have the whole cast of Will and Grace give you a Stinky Hitler before pitching you into a vat of salsa.

Pfft this is supposed to be ways of killing people not showing them a good time....


I'd tell Oprah you were a pedofile, and that you were 9000 penises strong, sending her and her studio audience into a fit of rage. Then I would tell them where you live and let them smother you with their giant wobbly cottage cheese thighs.

Edit: IF you don't know what i'm talking about with the pedofile and the 9000 penises thing look it up, its possibly the most epic troll ever.

Had to Google it dinja(you were gone too long lmao).

Mimes deliver pizza to your door for 5 days until you die from morbid obesity.


Edit: I'll wait for the movie. I'm sure Zach Snyder will have a hand in it. He likes numbers.

No, I was just reading some manga.

I'll Make you play runescape for an hour.

Wow! Do they do house calls? sign me up.


Then i'll make you watch the footage. Kyros will be there; he's the homoerotic little toothpick

Looks like one of the ED HOFs - http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Oprah

Have a tribe of tinkers steal your winning letter from Publisher’s Clearinghouse.

Id tie you to a flag pole in a deserted place and unleash killer bee's all over you.

id push in front of a 18 wheeler hauling a thousand pounds of potatoes..

Id make you swallow a bomb then tell you to run and detonate it when you least expect it :)

I'd drown you in hot fudge.