Critters 4


I liked Dark Water.

Critters 4, I suppose.

I'm gonna have to pass on this round - I haven't seen any of the movies.

Dark Water, for the blasphemy on the cover, alone!

I liked UNDEAD

They could make a film of Jennifer Connelly just standing there and her beauty alone would make it a "must see"

so CRITTERS 4 it is

Dark Water for me .. it completely missed the tension of the origional.

if you're going to remake a film because it's good - remake that parts that made it a good film !

I enjoyed Undead, believe it or not, and I havnt seen critters 4, but i absoluelty loved the original, I'll just vote Dark Water.

me too .. the main guy lacked charisma - but the insanity made up for it.

I'm glad there are a few others that liked it, I did as well. :)

Critters 4

Critters 4

Critters 4 barely squeaks out one extra rotten egg sploted on itself and wins with 5, Dark Water gets 4 rotten tomatoes, while Undead (Elvis's fav stinker) surprisingly scores a lot of love!!

Round 1 Match 4



I dare you to watch this one without a migraine at the end...

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Pointless remake you say? I say its an insult to the genre...and don't even get me started on Vince Vaughn or Anne Heche...

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Suckass effects...bland acting...listless direction, and an awful script...and to top it all, Karl Urban...

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Psycho remake. Or, should I say attempt at a remake? :D

Psycho remake

Doom..............

Troll...That one was easy

I actually liked the Psycho remake...and Doom




*OUCH* Who threw that? :D

Psycho
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troll by far.

doom sucked - but not as bad as troll.

psycho was a pointles remake - but it was still a well directed, well acted movie.

Psycho remake

(I actually liked Troll and Doom :) )

The same...

Never seen Doom. Anyway, I will go with the Psycho remake.

the psycho remake, for being so completely asinine.

Psycho remake, because for some reason, as a small child I saw Troll and had nightmares for like six months. Gotta respect something that can that thoroughly cleave into the brain of a six year old.

i think a 6 year old wrote it :)

Doom

I didn't mind the psycho remake because it got a few of my friends interested in seeing the original, so I imagine it has done it with many others.

Doom......

Psycho Remake!
 

Check in. Relax. Take a shower.

lol...(seriously, I didn't aware of it!)

Just for a moment let's assume that it was a "good" idea to remake this one of the greatest-timeless psychological horror classics, but to me only for this kinda stupid tag line it's truly worth to compete in this tournament and deserve to make a place in advanced stages. :p

Psycho remake.

I'll pick TROLL

can't remember a single thing about it....just another one of those crappy puppet movies from the 80's

I'm waiting for the next match...the only one I've seen from this bunch is Doom, and I didn't think it was that awful. Wasn't great by any means and I can't imagine I'll ever watch it again, but it was sufficiently entertaining for a mindless action movie.

I hear that it utterly butchers the games...but I've never played 'em, so that didn't effect my opinion...

PS - I can't believe that Boo got shut out. It starts out with a little bit of promise (I didn't mind the first half hour or so), but it went down hill so fast I think they broke the sound barrier.

Doooooooooooooom

If I would have been here I would have personally signed up for 15 new accounts so I could vote for Boo with every single one of them. I'd rather have an ungreased porcupine shoved up my ass backwards than watch that horrid piece of shit again.

Fuck Boo.

Oh yeah, and the Psycho remake. Awful.

be honest - you'd rather have that than a nice meal :)

Psycho's stinking remake gets 11 rotten eggs splotched on it and wins, Troll scores 4 fetid tomatoes, while Doom gets 3 rotting eggs.

Round 1 Match 5



Long after Exorcist II, there was...this sequel...apparently so bad the producers and director themselves abandoned it...

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You ll have a heart attack just watching it...not only awful script, but atrocious editing and dubbing...and screamingly bad effects...

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The killer plastic 2 foot doll has a son! Need I say more...:rolleyes:

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Exorcist - The Beginning

Seed of Chucky was ridiculous enough to be slightly amusing.

Exorcist - The Beginning

Exorcist: The Beginning

It's really too bad. Dominion had a lot of potential. It was by far superior (IMHO) and if they would have fed it the budget its bastard twin brother had it could have been a sparkling addition to the franchise.

Renny Harlin is an asshat.

Also, I'd like to cast my vote for Boo in this round, and every round until the end of the tournament.