I can see a ben stiller sequel coming up.

There's something about Jennifer.

Brilliant as always you fucker!

Another in-between zombie adventure!

The group of zombies continues down the street with a new addition to their crew, the trucker, the zombie with the broken foot has grabbed onto the dangling organs of the other zombie and it doesn't seem to notice that it's there as it continues walking, allowing it's organs to be pulled out further when the group happens upon what will soon be the next place they feast, a large farm littered with animals oblivious to the hungry corpses nearing them.

Will the effects of the zombies work on animals? Will the cop zombie ever run out of intestines? Will Catalina confess her love to Bradley, the burly businessman with an evil twin on a plane to town right now? Find out next time on "Sex Island!"

There seems to be a lack of chucking and ferrets in these parts. The ratings are declining!

Hey I know this is late but my real name is Abbi..incase you wanna put it in there lol. Okay, now it's back to reading! =P

Your voice sounds sexy.

The teacher sets his mug down and turns his back to the class, he pulls a flask from his pocket and pours a bit into his coffee, he returns the flask to his pocket, he turns to the class and takes a sip.

Mr. Keller: Ok, good morning.

He takes another sip.

Mr. Keller: Really good morning... You know the drill pass your homework to the front of the row.

Cut to James and Mahoney who sit next to eachother in the very back of their respective rows. They keep their voices at a whisper.

Mahoney: Did you finish?

James: No, I didn't get to the ending.

Mahoney: Really? You already have a D in here.

James: I know, it fucking sucks, I need this credit.

Mahoney hands his paper to the student in front of him, the seat in front of James is empty, he doesn't pass his up anyway. Mr. Keller walks around and collects the papers before taking another sip of the coffee.

Mr. Keller: That everyone?

James looks to the front of the room.

James: Oh... shit. Hold on.

James hands his paper up, Mr. Keller puts it on top of the stack.

Mr. Keller: Language, James.

James: Sorry.

Mr. Keller sits at his desk, takes a sip of coffee and speaks to the class.

Mr. Keller: Ok, freewrite for the next 15 minutes.

Cut back to James and Mahoney, Mahoney has a blank piece of paper on his desk holding his head up with one hand and holding a pencil in the other, he looks at James then the seat in front of him.

Mahoney: Where's Abbi?

James: I don't know.

Mahoney: Did she seem sick yesterday?

James: Didn't talk to her yesterday.

Mahoney: What about the day before, maybe she was sick both days.

James: Didn't talk to her.

Mahoney: Why not?

James shrugs.

Mahoney: Aren't you worried about her?

James shrugs again.

Mahoney: Why aren't you worried?

James: If she's dead I'm sure I'd know.

Mahoney: That's fucked up.

Mr. Keller shouts from across the room.

Mr. Keller: Language, god damn it!

Mahoney: Sorry, Mr. Keller.

Mahoney looks back at James.

Mahoney: So are you guys like having problems.

James: No.

Mahoney: Yes you are, you haven't talked in 2 days, she's your girlfriend.

James: For 3 days...

The door to the classroom opens, a girl walks in and hands Mr. Keller a note, she walks over and sits down in front of James, he starts acting completely different.

James: Where have you been, I've been worried about you.

Abbi: I was sick.

James: It's been so long since I've seen you, I missed you.

Abbi: I missed you too.

James looks at Mahoney.

James: There's your answer.

Abbi turns around and looks at James.

Abbi: Answer to what?

James: Mahoney was wondering why I seemed so worried, I was just about to tell him when you walked in. I was worried because I hadn't seen you in a few days.

Abbi: Oh.

Mahoney looks at Abbi.

Mahoney: ... Mr. Keller collected the homework already.

Abbi: Oh, thanks.

Abbi turns around and pulls a piece of paper out of her bookbag, stands up and takes it to Mr. Keller to turn in. Mahoney raises an eyebrow at James.

Mahoney: What was that?

James: What was what?

Mahoney: You just said you didn't care where she was.

James: Yeah...

Mahoney: But now you're saying you're worried about her.

James: So? I'm not gonna say I didn't care that she was gone in front of her.

Abbi returns, Mahoney and James both stop talking and look straight down at their papers.

James, you're one nasty piece of work!

Good writing. Continue

good work. it's funny how no one's aware of the impending doom. it makes me laugh.

also, Mr. Keller reminds me of the history teacher from The Faculty.

I seem like such a little bitch now lol

I... uh... Yeah, I did that. :D

Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.

Well, I'm glad.

That was sarcasm. Hopefully I turn into a badass.

I'm the real rambo ressurected round 'ere

Wouldn't Rambo need to be dead to be resurrected? I want to do this because this is the most retarded thing I could think of.

The zombies move toward the farm, they either drag themselves under or fall over the fence, they move toward the cows who are roaming about, the zombie of the teenager bites the back of the cow, causing the cow to kick the zombie breaking it's back, causing it to walk with it's back arched as far backward as possible staring at the sky. The cow begins to walk away as fast as possible, causing the other cows to panic and move about, they break the fence and pour out to the woods, a very thin man in brown pants, suspenders, and a stained white T-Shirt walks outside and looks at the broken fence, then the zombies who begin to near him.

Farmer: Trespassers! Finally an opportunity to use this on somethin' without breakin' it's legs first.

The farmer turns around and runs inside, he comes out holding a shotgun with a huge grin on his face when a heavy-set woman in a gigantic button-up shirt and nothing else appears behind him at the doorway.

Woman: What're ya doin'?

Farmer: I'm just...

The zombie of the trucker gets to the farmer first and bites into his shoulder, causing him to raise his arms in the air, the gun goes off and blows a hole in the woman's chest, the zombie with the broken back gets to her while the other zombies approach them.

that's how we've always seen you






just kidding:D

pretty late (haven't been on) but my name is Caroline.

great stuff so far! :)

Yeh, nice little scene there. I could really picture it.

What the fuck is Sudoku?

Back to the school, first period has ended, James and Mahoney exit the class.

Mahoney: Alright, I'll see you later.

James: Peace.

Mahoney walks downstairs, James begins to walk down the hallway when Mr. Keller steps out of the classroom at the same time as Abbi and calls James back.

Mr. Keller: James, come here.

James turns around and walks back, Mr. Keller takes him inside of the classroom and sits in his seat, he holds up the paper James turned in and looks at James silently for a moment.

James: I...

Mr. Keller interrupts him.

Mr. Keller: This was a great piece.

James: What?

Mr. Keller: It was just great, the way you left the ending open, great writing.

James: Oh... thanks.

Mr. Keller: Keep doing papers like this and I'll start passing you.

James: Alright, is that all you pulled me in here for?

Mr. Keller: Yeah, go ahead... write more pieces like this.

James: Will do, sir.

James walks outside, Abbi is still waiting for him, he puts his arm around her.

James: Remind me to thank Brian.

Abbi: Why?

James: No reason.

A voice whispers from a classroom, it's Gabriel.

Gabriel: James, come here.

James looks at Abbi.

James: One minute...

James walks over to Gabriel.

James: What?

Gabriel: Hey man, what's up?

James: I'm going to my class, now what the fuck do you want?

Gabriel: What's up with Mahoney?

James: What do you mean?

Gabriel: I was trying to talk to Jennifer this morning and he was being a dick to me.

James looks off into space, Gabriel tries catching his attention again.

Gabriel: James!

James snaps to attention and looks at him.

James: Sorry, I was trying to think of things I cared less about. Nope, nothing.

James turns around and walks back to Abbi, he puts his arm around her again.

Abbi: James...

James: I Swear to God I'm gonna flip shit if you tell me you like Jennifer too.

Abbi: No, I was wondering what you were doing after school today.

James: Tech and then me and Mahoney were gonna go see "Sweeney Todd". Do you wanna come?

Abbi: Can I?

James: Sure.

The late bell rings.

James: Shit... Do you even want to go to class?

Abbi: Not really.

James: Well... then fuck it.

James and Abbi both walk into the girls bathroom to skip class.

Very nice. I can't wait for the scene where i kick the crap out of mahoney and steal jennifer away from him.

Going back and reading this I can't help but picture Mahoney as Michael Cera.

In second period, Mahoney is sitting at his desk by himself, the teacher enters, he stands in front of the class, he is young and has an optimistic attitude, he is a substitute.

Teacher: Hello, I'll be subbing for this class today, so there's nothing awkward between us, you can just call me Jordan. I'll introduce myself for you, I'm 22 from Indianapolis, I just recently graduated college and moved into the area. Now... I understand that you have a packet from last class that you're supposed to be working on today. Was anybody not here last time?

Nobody raises their hand.

Jordan: Alright, did anybody lose theirs?

Mahoney raises his hand. Jordan places a packet on his desk.

Jordan: You can go ahead and work in partners if you want to, if anyone has a question just feel free to ask. I'll be at my desk.

Jordan sits down at the teacher's desk, pulls out an iPod and starts to listen to it. Mahoney looks up and sees Jennifer at her seat across the room, another girl has moved her desk closer, the two are working together, Mahoney stares back down at his paper as all of the other kids in the class form into their own respective groups to socialize and do their work. Mahoney can't remember any of the answers he put on the previous packet, so he grabs his calculator and begins to work out the problems again, a pen tossed from the other side of the room hits him in the head. He looks up, Jennifer is waving him over, he gets up and scoots a desk up to Jennifer's and the other girl's.

Mahoney: Hi Jennifer.

He looks at the other girl whose leg is uncontrollably shaking, she is holding a pencil between the index and middle finger of her right hand holding it by her face.

Mahoney: Hey, Caroline...

She nods in his direction.

Mahoney: Are you ok?

Caroline: No.

Mahoney: What's wrong?

Jennifer: She's trying to quit smoking

Mahoney: Is that why she's holding the pencil like that?

Jennifer: Yeah.

Caroline: OK, I can't do this.

Jennifer: Yes you can.

Caroline: No, I really can't. It's only been a day, look at me.

Caroline stands up and starts to walk toward Jordan's desk.

Jennifer: Where are you going?

Caroline ignores Jennifer and asks Jordan, he takes his headphones out.

Caroline: May I use the bathroom.

Jordan notices how uneasy and miserable Caroline looks from not having smoked, he assumes she is sick.

Jordan: Would you rather a pass to the Health Room?

Caroline: No, bathroom's fine.

Jordan: Alright.

Jordan grabs a sticky note and writes out a pass. He hands it to Caroline.

Caroline: Thanks.

Jordan: No problem.

Jordan puts his headphones back, Caroline grabs her purse and walks to the bathroom, inside James and Abbi hear the door open then rush into a stall, James sits down on the toilet and Abbi sits on his lap with her feet up so nobody will know two people are in the stall. Caroline walks in, reaches into her purse and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, she lights the cigarette and sighs in relief when an alarm starts to go off, she attempts to run but Mr. Keller catches her at the door. A female administrator goes into the bathroom, Mr. Keller waits outside with Caroline. The administrator sees James' feet at the bottom of the stall, she knocks on the door.

Administrator: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to finish up and come out here.

Abbi replies.

Abbi: Just a sec!

Administrator: It's ok, I'll wait.

James: God damn it...

The administrator's eyes widen at the swearing and the sudden change in tone. James and Abbi walk out. The administrator seems infuriated. She takes the two outside, James looks over at Mr. Keller.

James: Hey...

Mr. Keller: Hey...

Heehee I love it.

Is this the part when I am resurrected from my apparent "death" in pt. V and come back to save the day?

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g1...ll-be-back.jpg

I like this whole impending doom thing mixed in with the normal school stuff. I hope that Gabriel guy survives. He's the shiznit!

Gabriel is a cock block.

at least gabriel has a cock! Not like that damn mahoney. :)

Now, now, neither of them have cocks.

I wish school days weren't so long...

Back in the classroom, Mahoney has been quiet for some time, Jennifer finally breaks the silence

Jennifer: What are your plans after school?

Mahoney: Well... um... I'm going to Tech, then I'm taking you home and then me and James are going to see Sweeney Todd.

Jennifer: You and James?

Mahoney: Yeah, he might invite Abbi too.

Jennifer: Cool, tell me how it is, I've been wanting to see it.

Mahoney: Ok.

Mahoney stops talking again, then after a few seconds he looks up.

Mahoney: If you want you can...

Mahoney mumbles something.

Jennifer: I can what?

Mahoney: You can come with us if you want.

Jennifer: You wouldn't mind?

Mahoney: No, not at all. The more the merrier. Anyway I'll have someone to talk to since James will be with Abbi.

Jennifer: Great.

Mahoney: So... um... wh... what are your plans for the weekend?

Jennifer: I'm supposed to go to a baby shower with my mom, what about you?

Mahoney: Me and James were gonna drive to Virginia and see his cousins, they're always doing crazy shi... things.

Jennifer: You hang out with James a lot.

Mahoney: Well ya know, best friends.

Jennifer: Do you wish you two could be more than that?

Mahoney suddenly looks up at her shocked

Mahoney: What did you say?

Jennifer: Well you two are ALWAYS together, you always talk about him. Do you like him?

Mahoney: N... no... I.

Jennifer: It's alright, I won't tell anyone.

Mahoney's cell phone starts to vibrate, he pulls it out and the screen says "James (Cell)" Mahoney turns the phone off and sticks the phone back in his pocket.

Mahoney: That was... my mom.

Mahoney's mouth just sits open while he tries to think of something to say. Jennifer starts to laugh. Mahoney looks at her puzzled.

Jennifer: I'm just messing with you.

Mahoney sighs in relief and puts his hand on his chest.

Then he flicks his hand forward, palm facing down and elbow bent in a V shape, fingers pointing away from him.

bastard.....

Actually my mum and dad are married. But you gotta give me some credit coz I know everyone who read that did it just to see what I meant.

Yeah, sorry I didn't post anything yesterday.

In what seems to be a few hours later, the zombies have expanded in very large numbers, they're working their way through a very familiar neighborhood, they pass the home of Massacre Man, the owner of which is sitting on his roof resting his chin in his hand watching the zombies walk by, there is a revolver in his free hand and his dog is laying next to him sleeping. There is a cooler on the other side of him. He looks extremely bored and let's out a yawn.

That about wraps up my character's appearance.

lol. Now you just have to tackle __V__ and neverending!

Only about 2 more parts until the shit gets real.

Outside of school at the end of the day, Mahoney stands outside with his hands on the straps of his backpack looking around for James. He walks out of the door alone and walks up to Mahoney.

James: Hey.

Mahoney: Where were you during lunch?

James: I went to see a man about a horse.

Mahoney: You're getting a horse?

James: No... I skipped with Abbi and we got caught.

Mahoney: Oh. What happened?

James: We got detention.

Mahoney: No, how did you get caught?

James: Caroline set off the smoke alarms and when the administrator came in they caught us.

Mahoney: ...Oh.

James: Yeah, it sucks.

Mahoney: So, you have detention today?

James: Yeah.

Mahoney: So you're not gonna be in Tech?

James: Assuming since I can only be in one place at a time, yes.

Mahoney: Alright then.

James: We'll be down there when they let us out.

Mahoney: Ok, so I'll see you then.

James: Alright, peace.

James turns around and walks back inside the door he came out of, Mahoney follows him inside then continues down the hallway after James goes into the detention room

Is there any other character left to be appeared?:(

Yeah there should be more characters entering.

Those are just the school people and now it's gonna get into the Horror business.

Gabriel is...THE FERRETCHUCKER!!

He will chuck his awesome ferrets of death at the face of zombie scum.

There are still the actors and the rest of the tech crew and whatnot.

Thought I'd throw this in. I'm banking on Rod being in it!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...Cthemovie8.jpg