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Doc Faustus 10-20-2008 07:22 PM

Hooves inside his boots
The stranger seeks sanctuary
But turn him away.

He offers you gifts
Calls out in the voice of friends
Do not let him in.

His faint sulphur stench
Betrays his native region
His eyes are like swords.

He will keep knocking
You can just hope for daybreak
He could still be there.

Leprucky Cougar 10-20-2008 08:06 PM

Look at the Horror
Tries to Snear It's Ugly Head
So I'm off to bed

fortunato 10-20-2008 09:48 PM

In a dark graveyard,
Two shadows dance among stones;
Mists of former love.

ChronoGrl 10-21-2008 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Festered (Post 745903)
Fish...and poetry, all in one night, wow!

You did love it so, you treated it like a son.
And it went... where-ever I... did go.
Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish.
That went where-ever I did goooooooo.
Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOOOOOOOH!
Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
That went wherever I... did go!

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...e/SPEWTHIS.gif

Sorry, got a bit of a stomach virus.

That's not a haiku. :p

bloody_ribcut 10-21-2008 06:51 AM

bloody battles wage
demons posses childrens souls
the end of the world

urgeok2 10-21-2008 07:27 AM

head in the toilet
stares up with watery eyes
one flush goodby head

bloodrayne 10-21-2008 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fortunato (Post 745999)
In a dark graveyard,
Two shadows dance among stones;
Mists of former love.

Love the imagery :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 746155)
head in the toilet
stares up with watery eyes
one flush goodby head

I would probably appreciate the imagery of this one more, if I could get past the thought of 'This would clog your toilet'...lol

Festered 10-21-2008 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Festered (Post 745903)

You did love it so, you treated it like a son.
And it went... where-ever I... did go.
Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know! It is a most elusive fish.
That went where-ever I did goooooooo.
Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOOOOOOOH!
Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!
That went wherever I... did go!

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...e/SPEWTHIS.gif

Sorry, got a bit of a stomach virus.




Quote:

Originally Posted by ChronoGrl (Post 746108)
That's not a haiku. :p


I don't know.....I was a little hai when I posted it.

urgeok2 10-21-2008 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 746157)
Love the imagery :)




I would probably appreciate the imagery of this one more, if I could get past the thought of 'This would clog your toilet'...lol



head in toilet stuck
the plumber comes with his snake
head is gone again

The Flayed One 10-21-2008 07:49 AM

Flayed got a new sig
It's much too small to see well
How do I fix that?

bloodrayne 10-21-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 746173)
Flayed got a new sig
It's much too small to see well
How do I fix that?

Original pic
Upload to Photobucket
URL in sig


:D

Despare 10-21-2008 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flayed One (Post 746173)
Flayed got a new sig
It's much too small to see well
How do I fix that?

It's easy to fix
You must resize the picture
Just use Photoshop

ferretchucker 10-21-2008 08:14 AM

It is cold outside,
Due to the crisp Autumn Air,
But I still love it!

fortunato 10-21-2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 746170)
head in toilet stuck
the plumber comes with his snake
head is gone again

Haha, beautiful.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 746157)
Love the imagery :)

Why thank you, Rayne. :D

ChronoGrl 01-28-2010 05:04 PM

*bump!* remember this
thread? let's get our creative
juices a-flowin

ChronoGrl 01-28-2010 05:07 PM

a mad buxom broad
fighting the tentacle beast
chronogrl reigns space

Geoff the Troll 01-28-2010 08:50 PM

I'm sick and tired
of trolls giving us headaches
I hope they leave soon

Trolls are so funny!
Trolls make boring website fun!
Let's all become trolls!

Chronogrl: very good haiku.

ferretchucker 01-29-2010 06:54 AM

The fur is growing,
Eyes turn yellow and bones break,
Another full moon.

Marley's Ghost 01-14-2011 10:11 AM

bumping this here thread
many posters with much talent
lets see many more

Scarebaby 01-14-2011 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roderick Usher (Post 646751)
How else would a zombie express himself? I give you ZOMBIE HAIKUS

Slow, stiff and shuffling
Nothing works like it used to
My nose just fell off



Squinting in the sun
Moans and groans replace all words
Who was I before?



Sensations recede
Only hunger pains remain
Must eat brains…brains…brains



Wishing I could sleep
As the bullets rip my flesh
Never asked for this

Oh wow, those are incredible. Mind if I snag 'em? For private use only of course.

ferretchucker 01-15-2011 07:29 AM

Thought Marley was gone,
How I missed his poetry,
Glad to see you back.

Shannon Michaels 12-10-2012 02:46 AM

Zombies don't eat clowns
You may wonder why this is
They just taste funny

ChronoGrl 12-13-2012 11:27 AM

ha - That made me giggle. Welcome to the forum.

newb 10-02-2013 01:31 PM

Bump for the Halloween season

Straker 10-02-2013 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 957719)
Bump for the Halloween season

thats not a haiku
here's a shovel, dig him up...
I miss Marley's Ghost

Marley's Ghost 10-03-2013 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Straker (Post 957729)
thats not a haiku
here's a shovel, dig him up...
I miss Marley's Ghost

There's Nothing To Miss
Marley's Ghost Is Always Here
At This Time Of Year

;)

Marley's Ghost 04-02-2015 05:17 PM

LET US BEAR WITNESS
TO WHAT THE NEW CROP OF PEEPS
CAN DO WITH HAIKUS

Dead Bad Things 04-05-2015 06:35 AM

This thread here's got some great ones on it!!...wrackin' my brain tryin' ta come up with a good one.......told my wife about this thread and she came up with a good one for me ::love::::love::
This one's by Ms. Dead Bad Things:

Zombie Messiah Haiku

Oh great shambling mound,
Composting as you eat us,
Bring us both to ground.

Flesh falls and rots here,
Trembling praises we sing you,
Will you eat quickly?

Jake.Ashworth 04-17-2015 03:12 AM

Im a cannibal
Spleens taste better with hot sauce
Always eat eyes first.

Jake.Ashworth 04-17-2015 03:24 AM

A mausoleum
All of the dead have risen
The tomb is empty


The darkness is deep
A shadow stands in the door
It has come for me


The flesh rips open
A gush of blood sprays skyward
I love this feeling


Gosh, I love this. Lets revive this thread.

Jake.Ashworth 04-17-2015 05:28 AM

I sharpened my blade
Her flesh looked delicious
Soon she would be mine


I smelled the crisp air
I felt wetness on my face
The blood was drying


Her moans where perfect
She was shockingly stunning
She took her last breath


Life is beautiful
The sun beat down through the trees
On my lifeless corpse

Jake.Ashworth 04-17-2015 05:30 AM

Just to be clear, none of these are meant to go together, that last group kind of worked that way, but I promise they are all independent. Im really enjoying this.

Marley's Ghost 04-17-2015 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jake.Ashworth (Post 993297)
Just to be clear, none of these are meant to go together, that last group kind of worked that way, but I promise they are all independent. Im really enjoying this.

EXCELLENT WORK
YOU ARE A WRITER FOR SURE
WHEN THE CLOCKS STRIKES NOON
I WILL ADD HAIKUS SOME MORE

ChronoGrl 04-17-2015 07:43 AM

Ah, old thread of mine
Brings me back fond memories
Happy to read more

Jake.Ashworth 04-17-2015 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marley's Ghost (Post 993300)
EXCELLENT WORK
YOU ARE A WRITER FOR SURE
WHEN THE CLOCKS STRIKES NOON
I WILL ADD HAIKUS SOME MORE

Awww Shucks... Thanks.

I cut my lip bad
The blood tasted amazing
I've eaten my lip


The moon was very bright
It wrippled across the water
My last memory


Children played loudly
It lurked in the dark restroom
Jack really had to pee

Marley's Ghost 04-17-2015 08:03 AM

I'V TAKEN HER SOUL
GROWING SO STRONG INSIDE HER
PEA SOUP ANYONE

Zero 04-17-2015 04:29 PM

Pooh flung at the walls,
Angry monkey with red hair,
Horror champion!

Jake.Ashworth 04-22-2015 07:36 AM

Its really dark here
My screams are not loud enough
Ill lay here and rot


I ran far away
But Ill never get away
He knows where I am


Memories of youth
Happy thoughts flash through my mind
He tightens the rope


A pool forms below
My sneakers slip in the blood
Revenge is so sweet


The noise just wont stop
Why would this happen to me
Its all falling down.

Roiffalo 04-22-2015 03:56 PM

^ Great stuff, Jake!

-

Love haikus, ever read 'Werewolf Haikus'? Fun book. I haven't written any myself in a while, so have some oldies from High School:

Fangs tear flesh open
Watch blood flow like a river
Watch his life be drained

Don't try to taunt me
But if you want, go ahead
I like a blood bath

Blood on an old knife
That which penetrated you
Now I'll watch you die

Stab you to the ground
The heart is a man's treasure
What'll you do, you're dead?

Die internally
Maggots eating you alive
Death comes too slowly


-

All are separate.

Jake.Ashworth 04-23-2015 04:26 AM

Very nice. Im just starting to get into it. Its great for brainstorming ideas for stories. I love to write, unfortunately after finishing my first novel, I have lost the time to write. So haikus are an easy way for me to throw thoughts at paper without having to take the time to really sit and write.


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