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Livin' it HDC Episode...4...I think.
Opening credits role. Fade to the police station. A quick "last time" runs then it zooms to a close up of an eye. A gunshot is heard and the eye closes in pain. The camera zooms out to show Dude with a hole in his shirt. He falls to the floor. Bloodrayne: DIE YOU BAS-! Newb shoots again but misses. He runs for the door. Newb: Somebody HELP! I KNOW WHO IT WAS! IT WAS... Fade to the inside of Yuki's. __V__: Go on! Go on! The muffled sound of Newb's voice is drowned out by a cheer from the people in the bar because of the touchdown shown on the small television. Flash back to the police station and Bloodrayne is Cradling Dude. A tear runs down her eye. Out of one of the other cells some laughter is heard. Bloodrayne: Who're you? Scarecrow: Names Scarecrow. Let me out and I can sort out that guy. Come on. Let me out. Bloodrayne: Go to hell. She looks back down at Dude and breaks. She screams and shouts then begins to hit things off the desks. Some keys slide along the floor infront of scarecrows cage. He silently picks them up. Cut to the barn. Murderdoll is on the floor, hands cuffed behind her back. Mothman: Let's take her in. Jenna: Contact the station. Tell them she was only the hitman. Get somebody from the wedding to list the names of all the people who could have it in for him. One of the other policemen goes to the squadcar. Fade back to the station and over the radio the message is heard by a horrified Bloodrayne. Bloodrayne: No...they're gonna know it was me. Crap! She runs off. Scarecrow unlocks the cell door. Fade into the hospital and Crab is in bed in his ward. Newb runs into the room. Crab: Don't hurt me! Don-...Oh, it's you. Newb: It was bloodrayne! She did it. She tried to have you killed! Crab: I know! I know! Keep your voice down! Newb: What? You know? Tell the police! Crab: No! Don't. I worked it out when I found a texton her phone. I was just hoping I misunderstood. Apparently I wasn't. But I was also contcted by the police. They know who shot me and they're gonna go after them soon. I was never officially married to her so maybe if I let her get away with it she'll leave me alone. Newb: She tried to kill you! You and ferret! Then me! She's off the bloody chain! We can't let her get away with it. Zoom through the hospital until the camera reaches Horrorobsessed. She's just leaving. As she gets into her car she gets a text. It's addressed from Z. A couple of flashes are seen. She gets into the car and drives away. The camera remains still and in the bushes next to where the car was, the lense of a camera can be seen Flash to the inside of a flat. Dante is just microwaving a small dinner. Lots of loud knocks are heard on his door. He answers the door. Bloodrayne rushes in. Bloodrayne: Dante! Help me! Please! I need some money! Dante: What...sure. Okay. He gets out his walet and hands her ten dollars. Bloodrayne: Huh? No you bloody retard. I need at least one thousand! Dante: I don't have that kind of money! Why do you need it? Bloodrayne: Just give me the money! She gets out a gun. Dante: Calm down! Bloodrayne: I know you love me! Run away with me! Come on! We can get married! Just give me the money. Dante: I'm gonna get someone. Someone to help. Bloodrayne: NO! She pulls the trigger. Only a click. It's not loaded. Bloodrayne: Dammit! Tell the police you did it! Tell them you organised the shooting! Dante: What? NO! NO WAY! Please just go. SHe grabs him by the shoulders and pushes him to the floor. She picks up a vase and hits his head with it. His face is covered in blood. Another kncock on the door. Mothman: Hello? Dante? We just need to ask you some questions. Dante: HELP! BLOODY HELP ME! Some loud bangs then the door gives way. Mothman rushes in. Mothman: Hands in the air! Bloodrayne: It was him! He attacked me! Mothman: I think it's time we had a chat. The camera slowly fades into Yuki's. Horrorobsessed is sitting at a table. A man approaches her. Horrorobsessed: Hi. Zero: Hi, how have...sorry. Phone's ringing. He answers then rushes out of the bar. A couple more flashes are seen and horrorobsessed looks around. The camera zooms to the wndow behind horrorobsessed. A camera lense is seen. Ending credits role. Wow. I got a bit carried away with this one. Well, that concludes one story. But opens another. What will scarecrow do? Will Ferret and Crab survive? And finally...who is this figure stalking horrorobsessed. Tune in tommorow! |
It's getting better. Noticeably better!
But there's still no hoochie poochie in there, you might as well take the plunge and satisfy that part of the audience that is waiting for it. |
I think the crabs want to come out and play.....
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Heh...Dustin's at work so I just sent him a text on his phone that says "Newb just shot you...You might be dead"
I'm really enjoying this Thanks, Ferret...Great idea, much fun BUT...There's just no way that I can get caught so easily....I mean, I still have to severely punish Newb ;) :D |
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Ah, alas, I give up. I didn't make an apperance in any of the three movies, and am not even showing up in the soap. Wait until you see my movie. :Evil Grin:
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HOOCHIE POOCHIE! HOOCHIE POOCHIE! HOOCHIE POOCHIE! ha cha cha |
Well, I've just got back from school an I can't control myself! I might just have to write two episodes today! Here's the first.
Opening credits role. Fade to the police station. Bloodrayne is screaming at Mothman. Bloodrayne: I've been in here a week and I haven't had a single phone call! Let me phone my friends! I deserve a phone call! LET ME HAVE A PHONE CALL! Mothman: Bloody hell, okay. Just shut up. He opens the cell door and walks her out. She picks up the phone. Bloodrayne: Don't forget, my mother was a lawyer, I know my rights. You can't listen in on my phone call. Bugger off. He walks off and she makes the call. A voice on the other end says name. Bloodrayne: Crapapple. He's in hospital. Do it fast. She hangs up and walks back to her cell. Murderdoll is in the one next door. Murderdoll: Did the number work? Bloodrayne: Yeh. Who is he? Murderdoll: My brother. His name isn't important. Fade into Yuki's. Ferretchucker enters on a wheelchair being pushed by Newb. Several people turn around, others cheer, some just try not to look around. __V__ [Who is behind the bar], pours a drink Ferretchucker: Thanks. Crab's still not out, can't say I'm upset. __V__: So what happened? Ferretchucker: Well...it appears my step-daughter decided I was too much of an embarrasment. From what Newb told me, it seems she also killed my dead wife. Why, I don't know, but I'm just happy it's all over. Did I miss anything? Horrorobsessed: Well, I moved in with XtRaVa, although he hasn't been around. He went on holiday though. Ferretchucker: Well, I hope you like it here. Horrorobsessed: Well you seem to be a lovely man but I'm afraid I have to go now, I'm meeting Zero. Ferretchucker: Monkey Boy ay? You wanna watch him. Horrorobsessed: Monkey boy? Ferretchucker: Yep, back in the day he was covered in hair and I remember when he was a kid, he could climb anything. To me he's still just a hoochie Poochie monkey. Horrorbsessed: Ha, well, bye. Ferretchucker: Don't forget the bananas! She walks outside and crosses the street. The house is just past VC Groceries. She gos past it. Suddenly, she's grabbed and pulled into an alley. Person: Shut up, shut up. Just be quiet and nothing can happen. Understand? She struggles some more and tries to push him off but eventually gives in. He pushes her onto the floor and quickly unzips his trousers. Horrorbsessed: Please no. Please. Suddenly, theres the sound of fast steps and some loud thumps. Voice: Get up. NOW! The attacker stands up, cowering. Voice: Now, do you like mints? Attacker: No... Voice: Peppermints? Attacker: No... Voice: Pepperspray? He whips something out of his pockets and sprays the guy in the eyes. Voice: You okay? What's your name? Horrorobsessed: Horrorobsessed. Voice: I'm XtRaVa. So you're the one looking after my home. Come on. You go home and I'll take this guy to the station. Recognise him? Horrorobsessed: No. She runs into the house and XtRaVa walk away with the person. Fade to him and horrorobsessed in the living room. XtRaVa: So he makes this thread called Freddie vs Jason 2: enter Michael and spells freddy wrong. The he pretty much is in love with michael. It was ridiculous. They laugh for a while then she turns to him. Horrorbsessed: Thanks. They lean in slightly then begin to kiss. Suddenly things turn passionate. They're half naked when somebody walks in. Zero: I've bee waiting at Guedo but- XtRaVa and horrorbsessed look up just in time to see the door slam. They both sit down quietly. A flash comes through the window. XtRaVa: Was that lightning? Horrorobsessed: I dunno...maybe I should go. I have to think for a while. She gets up and walks out the door. As she walks past the bush outside the front door the camera zooms in on a camera lense. It shuts and flash covers the screen. The ending credits role. |
Dun Dun DUnnnnnn.
That's more like it. |
Yet another episode of Livin' it HDC
Opening credits role. The camera goes all CSI and there are lots of flashes in which photographs of attacked girls are shown. Show Sgt Kemal lay down a picture on Mothmans desk. Kemal: Seven girls in three weeks. The Breakfast Beater is really moving quickly. Mothman: So why do you think he's here? Kemal: Well, it appears he stalks his victims for a couple of days before doing anything to them. Girl number three said she was attacked immediately after noticing a camera lense. Mothman: But how does that add up to - Kemal: I've been monitoring CCTV and I have noticed one thing. He takes a tape out of his pocket and puts it in the television. Kemal: See that girl there? He points at Horrorobsessed walking out of the house. There is a sudden flash. Kemal: And if we look two minutes earlier... He rewinds the tape to show a couple of flashes. Kemal: And if I pause... He pauses and points to the silouhette of the top half of a body infront of the house window. Kemal: We've identified the girl and right now one of the Constables is contacting her, but we looked at some CCTV where she works and.... He gets ot another tape and winds it back a bit. In the bottom corner Horrorobsessed gets into her car. There are a couple of flashes. Kemal: The thing is, this tape could be the goldmine. If I rewind it a bit more, we can see somebody walk towards the bushes then disappear. Mothman: Okay...is that him? Yeh. That could be good. Kemal: See that hat he's wearing? Mothman: Yeh, the black woolly one. Kemal: Well there's a small marking on it's side and PC Jenna informed me hats like that are only sold in one place. Mothman: Where? Kemal: On Shakespeare Street, next to Readers Row. It's owner by somebody called...PhantomStranger. I'm just about to go and ask him about who may have bought one of these hats. Kemal exits and Mothman looks down at some papers. He gets up, switches tapes again to the first one and rewinds it. Mothman: What the...oh my god...KEMAL! KEMAL!!! He quickly gets up and runs out. Fade to the inside of Yuki's. Posher, Ferret and Dante are having a drink. Ferret: Went for a check up today...the doctors say...I'll never walk again. Posher: What? No...they must've made a mistake. Ferret: Apparently they made a mistake when operating. You see...hey found a slight tumor. Only small. But when they tried to get rid of it, somehow, they damaged several main arteries and my spine... Dante: But...Can't they fix it? Ferret: No, it's cut off the blood supply to both my legs. They're...they're going to have to be amputated. Posher: You can sue them for that! Ferret: I know, I know. And I will. But the only thing is...it wont bring my legs back will it? They say that the way they're going to do it...I might never be able to have sex again. Dante: I...I don't know what to say. Ferret: Just wheel me to VC's. I need to pick up some stuff for dinner. Dante: How are you going to be able to cook? Ferret: Well...I'll...Dammit! I don't suppose one of you could... Newb: Don't worry. I'll do it. If you hadn't have given me a heads up about Bloodrayne...well, who knows what her and her psychopath husbandcould have done. Lucky I killed him while I had the- Ferret: Oh yeh...that's another thing. The police called. He's not dead. He's in hospital. Newb: WHAT! ARE THEY BLOODY INSANE?! Ferret: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MY GROCERIES?! Too late. Newb has already run out of the bar and got into his car. Fade to the hospital and Newb is just pulling up. HE rushes up to the desk. Newb: I need to see DudeGuadalupe. NOW! Receptionist: I'm sorry, he's under police guard. Nobody can see him right now. Newb: But I...fine. Can I go and see crabapple. Receptionist: Yes. He's on floor 3 in a room of his own. Room Jessop. He's about to get into a lift when it closes and a man with a breifcase mimesthe word sorry. He waits and gets the next one. He walks up to the door and hears some noises. He opens the door. Crabapple: No...please don't! Please! Newb creeps in and makes a motion to crab to remain quiet. He walks over to a table, behind the man with the briefcase who is now holding a silenced pistol. He picks up a syringe walks over behind the man. He presses the panic button then goes to stab the guy. The camera goes in slow motion. Crab: NO!!!! The guy turns around with the pistol held high. It is aligned with Newbs head. The gun fires and the camera shoots to a shot of the floor where you see newbs hand fall. In slow motion, several guards run in and look shocked at the scene. They tackle the man with the briefcase. Show the face of Newbs dead body, then the camera slowly fades into darkness and the ending credits role. Well...that's today's segment folks. A bit of a sad ending seeing as Newb was one of the favourites but life isn't always easy. Until Friday, Happy reading! |
NOOOOOO...You can't kill NEWB!
So...uhh...When is the resurrecting supposed to start, huh? Newb Zombie? |
No! Don't take Newb! Take me!..........wait.......not me........take........take Zero!
Hot Monkey Sacrifice:D |
NO!............Don't take newb....take Dude.
so thats the way I go out.........I would have preferred being spanked to death by Bloodrayne. :D nice job Ferret.......you have a talent for writing....Stay with it. |
thanks. This is good for me considering my movie writing career didn't go too well with HDC the movie 3. I think it's because with them you are limeted to characters and there's one particular storyline. Sorry newb but I had to get rid of a main character seeing as dude isnt dead, rayne isn't, crab isn't and neither am I. I'm just paralyzed. I think it's kind of ironic. I'm one of our youngest regular members and am still (unfortunately) a virgin (I stick with the law!), and yet my character is one of the oldest and is a sex addict (alas, no more).
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next part up tonight. I've been literally making this up a couple of seconds before I write it down. So, any ideas for tonight?
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Yeah! You gotta work in some little albino ferrets, like someone can have a ferret babysitting service or something, I swear it NEEDS it, it would lend such depth, you really gotta add that hoochie poochie stuff. Maybe one of the characters can be an expert in small animal feeding, something along those lines. Rats, bunnies, maybe even a cat with a cold sneezing. Comedy relief.
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thanks....i think. and i did use hoochie poochie.
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Oh yes! I see you did. It went by so fast, when Zero was called a "hoochie poochie monkey," I almost didn't see it. I guess I wanted a whole scene devoted to that. But I'll take what I can get by golly! Good work, it's getting even scarier.
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I want in, make me zero's evil henchman or something, oh oh oh... and like... i want a cane!!! yeah the cane would be sweet. and it would be a sword cane, and it would have a zilver monkey head for the top part.
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Livin' it HDC another episode!
Opening credits role, fade to the hospital. Horrorobsessed is walking down a hallway. Somebody runs up to join her. Horrorobsessed: Look, I listened to your advice but I don't think I can talk to him yet. Hammerfan: I'm not saying you have to, but I just think it would clear things up a bit between you. I mean, what's he supposed to think? He saw it happen so lying is out the window. Horrorobsessed: Just...just let me think about this okay. She turns into a room with a patient in it. Horrorobsessed: Hi...I heard what happened. I...I knew him. Not very well though. We got chatting in his bar a bit. He lives near me. Crabapple: You live in Readers Row? Horrorobsessed: Yeh...why? Crabapple: I'm crab. Crab apple. I'm the one who was shot. Horrorobsessed: Oh...oh my god. I just thought you were here when he died. Crabapple: So where are you living? Horrorobsessed: With XtRaVa...you do know that they caught bloodrayne and that other guy. Newb shot him. Crabapple: I know. He was my only friend. He never judged me. Not really a friend but at least not an enemy. And he saved my life. I just owe him so much. Horrorobsessed: I just came here to tell you your mother is on her way, oh...here she is. An old woman walks in. She's crying. Crabapple: Mum. It's okay. I'm alive. next segment up soon. I'm just going out. |
Crabs mum: I...I have something to tell you. Crab: Oh god. You haven't got another man have you? If he's been hurting you! CM: No...it's about Newb. Crab: Oh. Well. What? How do you know him. CM: Because he's your brother. Crab: What? Fade into the police station. Mothman is talking to Kemal. Mothman: Look! Here. He pauses the tape and points to a tree. Mothman: See? Theres a guy there and now... The figure drops down. and goes into the bush. Kemal: How did we miss this? Mothman: Because of what was happening in the bottom of the screen. The still picture shows horrorobsessed being attacked. Mothman: So, if we can just rewind this tape we should be able to see who it is. I had a quick look but thought it best if you were here incase I was just imagining things. They rewind the tape. a person in a black hood and hat is walking along. He goes into the alley beside the house and VC groceries. Mothman: So there was no luck with the hat? Kemal: No, didn't know a thing. HE fast forwards the tape and there is no sign of the man. Mothman: What the? Where is he? Kemal: I think I know. Get your coat. They walk out. Cut to Yuki's. Everybody is quiet and dressed in black. Ferretchucker: 5 minutes. Better get to the church. Most of the people leave. Cut to the inside of a church where people are coming into. Several people are crying. The camera swings around slowly to show an open coffin. Rod: Good morning everyone. Shall we begin? Fade to the hospital and Crab is still confused. Crab: How can we...what? CM: I was 15 years old. I was too young to have a child. I just. I just couldn't. I gave him to my friend. Then she...then she died and her sister took her. Typical she moved to Readers Row, then of course, when you were an adult, you moved there too. Crab: But that means...did he know? CM: Yes. I told him. I told him not to tell you. You couldn't handle it! I couldn't let you know! Crab: You mean, I let my older brother risk his life then die for me? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? GET OUT! GET OUT! NURSE! A nurse comes in and removes CM. Fade back into the church. Rod: If you wish, you are allowed to go to the body of are friend and say your final goodbyes. Most of the people get up. They walk past the coffin. __V__: Thanks mate. You gave me a job when you died. He laughs sadly. Jenna: Bye Newb. Thanks for the booze. XtRaVa: Wow. Has it really been 12 years? Sorry I wasn't there for your last days. I always thought we'd die in some strange lightning based accident. Bye Newb. It was fun. Ferretchucker: I'm so sorry. It was my fault. If only I hadn't told you. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I know you can't here me but. Thanks for everything you did for me. Thanks. I never imagined the last word I said to you would be groceries. Bye. Dante: Well. You gave me a free drink when I was first 21. You loaned me money so I could get my flat and you even tried to hook me up with that woman. I'm just glad I got to return the favour before you died. I hope you take that hankerchief I gave you to the afterlife. There might be pollen. Several other people say their goodbyes and the camera zooms out backwards through the door. and the door closes until it shows that we're looking through the eyes of a camera lense. The shutter goes and a flash then the closing credits role. |
Alright, a tip on making this better, take the next story you plan on doing, and put more me in it.
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okay, maybe we'll see you in sundays episode.
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Ok.....I can accept the fact that "newb" is dead......really....i'm OK with that...but how about if he had a cousin....NO.....a twin brother.........sister.........fuck.....NEWB CAN'T BE DEAD.....HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.......HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.........sorry......I got a bit emotional......not easy letting go
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i'm sorry newb. It hurt me to write it and i tried to think of someone else to kill but...you made the most impact.
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You could have Ghoul Newb
Remember this is a Horror Soap so you can do all kinds of astonishing things that people wouldn't be able to do in a regular show. |
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