Can't masturbate someone else.

well this is the truth.
i had sex with 1 not with 5.
and i have sex with her almost every week!
now thats true.:cool:

Umm...I kinda think that's the only way that masturbation is possible...

And I also think that you just proved you are NOT 25 years old...

no, thatll mean sex, not masturbate.
masturbait is having ''sex'' with an object, or with something.
masturbating some1 else means having SEX!

A lot of people do, it doesn't make you cool.

You need a new dictionary...The one you are currently using is incorrect

I'd pull up a definition but my mom uses this computer and it saves search terms, I don't want her to type an "M" in google and "Masturbation" pops up.

theres only 1 way of masturbatin', and its with ur self, any 5 years old kid knows that!
and, yes, im 25.

havin' sex with my gf every week doesnt' makes me cool, it's just dat im sayin.

HaHa...Are you arguing with yourself?...Is that a form of 'mental masturbation'?

What he said is what I was about to say.

and wats da problem with it eh!:mad:

Nothing at all...Argue with yourself all ya like...


*cough*schizo*cough*

r u both som kind of retarded!
how can som1 mental masturbate.
and ii was jus postin' 2 threads, im not arguing with myself!
retards!:mad:

Contradicting yourself:Sounds like arguing with yourself...That was why I said it...


And...'Mental Masturbation' is a common phrase...One that you are obviously unfamiliar with...

How are WE 'retarded' when YOU posted an incorrect definition for masturbation, yet you claim to be 25?

well,just think im the age u want, just leave this like it is.

i dont hear any ''ok's''.
will we live this fight like it is

Giving head - A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head", from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job" - manual stimulation).


head job :confused:

HaHa...Some answers raise more questions, huh?

Just like the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie...

Dude, you're giving me a headache.


SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Do what?...

Haha.This was supposed to be a scary movie thread.Now it's turned into a sex thread.









I love this place.

Anything this thread has become is immensely better than what it began as.

thats true

Are you arguing with yourself again?

I always wondered why it was called a money shot. I never seen a coin come out during a money shot

Because you can sell it to sperm banks, the term originated from the Wild West during the early 1900's. The great sperm bandits of the time would seduce men then jar their "seed" afterward. It went for a good amount in the syrup-substitute market. Hence the term "Money Shot".

This went from a shitty nOOb thread..... to something truly magical. :D

And all thanks to the kind folks at HDC! Unless you're an asshole!

So thats where my spunk goes....Its them fucking "Sperm Bandits" ...they must get me in my sleep......Bastards:mad:

Hmm...I could need some more money. Maybe as a sperm bandid I could earn som extra dough. What's the goingrate for sperm these days massacre? :D

Depends on the race and region.

White european with unibrow and a mullet :D

LMAO...You can't make anything off of that...There's way too much of it being put out there for FREE...:p

Come to Florida, many unibrow, mullet wearing europeans on our beaches. Just be careful and dont accidently get one of our local mullet wearing residents by mistake. If the teeth number is below 6, it is a local